Just imagine the chafing with all those thongs and chains on salty skin... JxPS first
We sell an ointment for that.
We already know what kind of ointments you sell... Jx
those rocks must be ripping their asses apart.shall i send over some velva cream?
How did this post turn into a discussion of salves and unguents?
isn't it common knowledge that i use posing straps as surgical masks?yum.
Are those covered by ObamaCare?
they'd probably cover Obama'sPAIR.
Good one, Norma!
Where are the incontinence items? Uh, I'm asking for "a friend."
Yer in trouble.
That Greek posing strap isn't worth a drachma, but it can be yours for 187,000 drachmas...
There’s not enough fabric to cover your Eurozone.
Rawhide..?Now that's something to chew on.
♫Rollin' Rollin' Rollin'Rawhide! ♫
I was considering the one "perfect for form fitting slacks," but then I saw the one "perfect for togas" and was sold.
And by toga you mean caftan.
I'll take the guy for $9.71.Is that for the hour? Or day?Oh...wait....
I’m pimping them out now? I’ll need a bigger cut.
This is bringing back the nightmare of Mr Beastie's lurex posing pouch.Sx
Egad, the purple lurex posing pouch.
I'll take 969, please. Even though he's upside down in that picture. Especially as he's upside down!
I see a man #696 but no man # 969...and yet there's a description for 969 but not for 696.The Mistress is confused. But the #69 figures into both, of that I'm sure.
Oh, yes, I meant 696. I think the cheeky monkey switched the numbers around on purpose!
At those prices I'll have them all, one after the other, but what I'm really looking for is a fridge magnet bottle opener in the shape of a small ceramic Croc?
No Crocs and no bottle openers but if it’s drink combined with footwear you seek, perhaps you could stick a magnet on the soles of these flask sandals.
With a few adjustments, I think these would make suitable eye patches.
Pirate apparel…another line to consider at the gift shop.
What makes you think I even wear beachwear?
Your lack of tan lines should have been my first clue.
Posing Pouch? Do you have anything in a neck to knee with a lovely matching chapeau... I'm planning another seaside adventure and need to ready a new fashionable baiting... er.. I mean... bathing ensemble....
Will this do, Prinny?
Looks a bit like Carbis Bay ...
Perfect! I shall look a treat...