I'd like membership card #1 for "a friend."
I was under the impression the CUNT CLUB was " full" and not taking in any further " members"
i've got a cunt club hanging between my legs.oh look, it's peeking out from under my miniskirt!
I'd better have one, as I expect that little ginger cunt revoked my membership before he escaped this mortal coil.
I would like one please. As the number 1 cunt feet kisser for many years, I believe I have earned it.Apologies for my absence. Life.
Cunt me in Darling...
damn, i thought i was already a member. but, wait, that might be the whore of babylon, west coast branch i'm thinking of. yes, please, Mistress. xoxoxox
I will be on hand to write out the certificates of membership, I have already designed a cunt coat of arms... but for now I will leave that to your imagination.SX
Yes please.All the best for Tazzy.
Could you rush me the application? The free clinic was just asking about references.
Speaking on behalf of Piggy, in Piggy's words, "YOU'RE ALL A BUNCHA CUNTS!"Memberships all 'round.
I've been called allsorts of names in the past, including the above mentioned cunt. However, my favourite insult was being called 'a dog's marriage' by a well known local woman with mental health problems. I accidentally stepped out in front of her mobility scooter, I think she meant to say 'dog's breakfast'. When I had finished chuckling, I shouted back after her 'Well, at least I don't stink of piss!" I might as well join the club.