Sunday, August 02, 2015

While I'm Away...

Work on your tans, Bitches...


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And remember to keep cool and clean...

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See you in a couple of weeks.

20 comments:

  1. He may have a fab tan, but no cock to speak of... Jx

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  2. why that looks just like the swim suit I wore this vacation.

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  3. I have to ask: Suntan Tuesday Taylor, Erics "girlfriend" wouldn't live in, or be from Canada, would she?

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  4. I'm getting my tan from a bottle. Not a lot of sun here, just big wind.
    Sx

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  5. *Shower Unit sold separately*

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    1. One always winds up paying for the unit, one way or another.

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  6. cait jenner looked just like eric 2 weeks ago.

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  7. Does Eric wear high heels ?

    And what do you mean by "weeks" ? After all this jet-setting, boat paddling, and ship travelling - you are finally on vacancy ? Oh dear ... see you in October ...

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  8. Holy Shit Darling : Drag your [busy ?] ass over here & talk to us - its nearly four (!) (4 !) weeks now since you vanished in the mist ! DO you have an idea about how long this is in web-days, cat-years or fly-minutes ?
    It is damn long. And not Long-Don-Silver-long, but long & dry - NO, I will refrain from telling how dike dry this could be ...

    Those last living creatures who are left in the drying bog pont that once was a sparkling blogpool NEED you now ! Like a golden column from the sky we need the warmth and life you pour on us MJ - water us, we are rotting !

    If you do not come back, just kill us, your blog, your audience - eh ? Easy, eh ?!
    But do not let it stay hanging - all the kids are hung very well - just let us return to strength, thickness and stamina ?! And let MJ happen in B[l]ogland, she was a force, you know ?

    Ach ... perhaps it's just over ... a fading memory, like one of those taverns you used to visit, and now it's just another kebab-shop ... ach ...

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    1. You pissed again, Mr Mags?
      I feel a Mary Hopkins tune coming on....
      Sx

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    2. "Knock, Knock Who's There?"
      Jx

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    3. Knock, Knock... fits too, but I was thinking Those Were the Days... sorrowful wee thing, our Mary.
      I think Mr Mags has passed out now.
      Sx

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    4. With all the trav'ling she's been doin', you'll have to bribe her with Air Miles

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  9. Ey !
    I may be loaded a little bit, now and then. but I never was on a "Knock, Knock"-experience ... forget this Frenchman, GOd those were the days ...

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    1. At least, the olde grammophone still works.

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  10. I'm tired, Bitches. It's all I can do to crawl into bed at night.

    Nonetheless, I've rallied 'round to post something.

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