Thursday, June 25, 2015

Kill Me Now

Story here.



22 comments:

  1. well, what the fuck do you expect?

    when you go away for
    14 months, the world falls apart.

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  2. And it didn’t help when that smartass Peenee emailed this to me.

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    1. Ew! Gods! Those things are hiddy (that word was the only thing I learned from the article).

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    2. And the Crocs are unpleasant looking too.

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  3. And ... they're going to be on your money some day as well!

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    1. Both!

      PS: I'm watching the CFL game on TV as we type!

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  4. YOU'RE BACK!!!!! I'VE MISSED YOU! HOW ARE YOU? DID YOU MISS ME? PLEASE COME OVER! :) xoxoxoxo

    *hoping this small attempt at causing you to avert your gaze from those terrible, horrible images helped*

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  5. The queen should have never allowed him to marry a commoner. It's all downhill after you let me
    The riffraff in.

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    1. Every now and then, a little chlorine needs adding to their gene pool.

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  6. Oh you poor thing, I don't think they make a cream for that...

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  7. Kid's Crocs?!?! Well hells bells, I bet you just about passed out. Does this mean you'll be gone another 6 months????

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  8. Oh... You're back...
    Did you have a nice time?
    Will there be any photos of your adventures?
    Did you get laid? Enquiring minds want to know...

    As for that awful story...
    I think it constitutes child abuse...
    Although... Had it been a picture of a naked Uncle Harry dangling a pair of the offending articles off the end of his cock...I might consider it Self Abuse...

    Welcome back darling...

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  9. Isn't Kid Croc one of those satanic death-metallists ?
    How was the honeymoon ? Glad to see you back !

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  10. Ah, I see LX managed to drop you off safely in the remnants of our Space Shuttle. It's lovely to have you back, Mistress. Even if Crocs were the first thing you brought up.

    Or, was that thrown up?

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  11. Awww... cute kid, who is he?
    Sx

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  12. By sticking my nose in other people conversations I had forgotten to welcome you back. Welcome Back MJ!

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  13. I can't get passed the "Pull And Play" ad. Is this a kiddie diddling article?
    Welcome back.

    Hi Scarlett!

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  14. Oh dear, the original "Old Croc" is back, and all guns blazing... Jx

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  15. Cros - they're everywhere you should be.

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  16. Is this real?

    I mean... your comeback?

    *refrains from jumpping all over the place and climbing up the curtains before confirmation*

    HELLO EVERYONE! I MISSED YOU ALL.

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