If you're time-travelling back to 1976, pick yourself up a "travelknit fourpiece" ...
[via]
Non sport-fags click here for info on Tom Seaver.
If you Bitches could travel back in time to 1976, what would YOU purchase off the racks to wear?
Monday, February 25, 2013
February Menswear Report
February, NINETEEN SEVENTY-SIX, that is.
If you're time-travelling back to 1976, pick yourself up a "travelknit fourpiece" ...
[via]
Non sport-fags click here for info on Tom Seaver.
If you Bitches could travel back in time to 1976, what would YOU purchase off the racks to wear?
If you're time-travelling back to 1976, pick yourself up a "travelknit fourpiece" ...
[via]
Non sport-fags click here for info on Tom Seaver.
If you Bitches could travel back in time to 1976, what would YOU purchase off the racks to wear?
Sunday, February 24, 2013
Salami vs. Spam
Which do you prefer?
Salami?
[via Zenfancy]
Or Spam?
Mistress MJ's box has been stuffed full of spam recently and she is not happy about it at all.
I'm having enough trouble keeping up with the paperwork following the World Domination Tour, (not to mention the border-crossing incident) let alone trying to delete all the spam comments as they come in.
I'd prefer not to enforce comment moderation.
I suppose I could install "word verification" however, those of you who blog drunk will encounter difficulties with that option.
Suggestions welcome.
Salami?
[via Zenfancy]
Or Spam?
Mistress MJ's box has been stuffed full of spam recently and she is not happy about it at all.
I'm having enough trouble keeping up with the paperwork following the World Domination Tour, (not to mention the border-crossing incident) let alone trying to delete all the spam comments as they come in.
I'd prefer not to enforce comment moderation.
I suppose I could install "word verification" however, those of you who blog drunk will encounter difficulties with that option.
Suggestions welcome.
Friday, February 22, 2013
Filthy Friday - Shrinkage Edition
Shrinkage...tell us your experiences.
We're not surprised if you don't recognize these photos of Norma without her wig ... nor her merkin.
We're not surprised if you don't recognize these photos of Norma without her wig ... nor her merkin.
Wednesday, February 20, 2013
Norma's House Tour
Let's join Miss Normadesmond as she shows us around her humble home.
Let's kick off in the kitchen, where Norma whips up her famous Salted Ding Dong...
[via]
After a taste of Norma's salty Ding Dong, let's relax in Norma's salon. No need to worry about sticky fingers nor leaky bodily fluids. Norma's got you covered!...
[via]
Norma excuses herself to use the "little girl's room"...
[via]
Is that her famous Velva Cream on the toilet tank?
Our tour winds up in Norma's boudoir. Yup, this is where all the action is, folks...
Thank you, Bitches. We hope you have enjoyed this little peek into Norma's world.
Let's kick off in the kitchen, where Norma whips up her famous Salted Ding Dong...
[via]
After a taste of Norma's salty Ding Dong, let's relax in Norma's salon. No need to worry about sticky fingers nor leaky bodily fluids. Norma's got you covered!...
[via]
Norma excuses herself to use the "little girl's room"...
[via]
Is that her famous Velva Cream on the toilet tank?
Our tour winds up in Norma's boudoir. Yup, this is where all the action is, folks...
Thank you, Bitches. We hope you have enjoyed this little peek into Norma's world.
Monday, February 18, 2013
Sunday, February 17, 2013
Saturday, February 16, 2013
Friday, February 15, 2013
Qwant
A new search engine for you Bitches to try...
Qwant.com
Have a look at this screenshot...
(Click to enlarge)
Because the site originates from France, the default language setting is French. You can change the language by using the drop-down "Languages" menu near the top right of the page.
The main feature of Qwant is that it places all web content (including social media, news, photos, videos, etc.) on a single screen.
Play around with it and see if you like it.
Just don't ask me any questions about all the features because I'm getting familiar with it myself.
Qwant.com
Have a look at this screenshot...
(Click to enlarge)
Because the site originates from France, the default language setting is French. You can change the language by using the drop-down "Languages" menu near the top right of the page.
The main feature of Qwant is that it places all web content (including social media, news, photos, videos, etc.) on a single screen.
Play around with it and see if you like it.
Just don't ask me any questions about all the features because I'm getting familiar with it myself.
Thursday, February 14, 2013
Wednesday, February 13, 2013
À la claire fontaine
In anticipation of Valentine's Day, we here at Radio Infomaniac offer you a song of love and loss. Because you've all been there, haven't you?
Enjoy the simple beauty of this traditional French/French-Canadian ballad as sung by France's Grégoire Boissenot.
Dozens of versions exist but Grégoire's is my favourite.
“Il y’a longtemps que je t’aime,
Jamais je ne t’oublierai.”
(“Long have I loved you,
Never will I forget you.”)
Background about this song, which dates back centuries and was sung by the Voyageurs, can be found here. And for those who wish to sing along or see a translation, click here.
Enjoy the simple beauty of this traditional French/French-Canadian ballad as sung by France's Grégoire Boissenot.
Dozens of versions exist but Grégoire's is my favourite.
“Il y’a longtemps que je t’aime,
Jamais je ne t’oublierai.”
(“Long have I loved you,
Never will I forget you.”)
Background about this song, which dates back centuries and was sung by the Voyageurs, can be found here. And for those who wish to sing along or see a translation, click here.
Tuesday, February 12, 2013
Seen on the Slopes
Monday, February 11, 2013
Sunday, February 10, 2013
Saturday, February 09, 2013
Year of the Trouser Snake
The Chinese New Year has begun, ushering in the Year of the Snake.
Or as we here at Infomaniac like to call it, the Year of the Trouser Snake.
How will YOU be celebrating?
Thursday, February 07, 2013
Pit Stop
With yesterday's strip search behind her, Mistress MJ must make a quick pit stop before returning home...
[via]
Mistress MJ will pop by to visit you Bitches over the weekend!
[via]
Mistress MJ will pop by to visit you Bitches over the weekend!
Wednesday, February 06, 2013
Tuesday, February 05, 2013
Sunday, February 03, 2013
The World Domination Tour Rolls On
The World Domination Tour has been extended.
[via]
Mistress MJ has worn out several pair of high heels and may have to do the unthinkable: switching to sensible footwear.
In the meantime, tell me what YOU Bitches have been up to.
[via]
Mistress MJ has worn out several pair of high heels and may have to do the unthinkable: switching to sensible footwear.
In the meantime, tell me what YOU Bitches have been up to.
Tuesday, January 22, 2013
Wednesday, January 09, 2013
World Domination Tour
Those of you Bitches with no memory loss (this narrows the field) may recall when Mistress MJ set out on phase one of her World Domination Tour back in 2010.
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Phase two of the World Domination Tour is now underway.
Mistress MJ is stepping out but will return soon.
The Vodka Fountain, Gincuzzi and the Beer Fridge remain in operation during her absence.
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Phase two of the World Domination Tour is now underway.
Mistress MJ is stepping out but will return soon.
The Vodka Fountain, Gincuzzi and the Beer Fridge remain in operation during her absence.
Monday, January 07, 2013
Mr. Blobby
Infomaniac welcomes Mr. Blobby...
No, not this Mr. Blobby.
Our Mr. Blobby is a blobfish...an inedible, bottom-dwelling fish living off the coast of Australia.
Mr. Blobby faces extinction due to getting trapped in the nets of overfishing trawler fishermen.
We here at Infomaniac hope that something can be done to protect Mr. Blobby. So far, this gift card is all we've found although we're sure there must be a blobfish conservation society out there somewhere.
We don't know whether Mr. Blobby will use the gift card in a campaign "for 40 percent of the world’s oceans to be designated as marine reserves. Acting like underwater national parks, these no fishing areas will enable oceans to recover and protect all species of sea creatures, including the blob fish" or whether he'll blow it all on a facelift.
We simply hope that we can turn that frown upside down.
No, not this Mr. Blobby.
Our Mr. Blobby is a blobfish...an inedible, bottom-dwelling fish living off the coast of Australia.
Mr. Blobby faces extinction due to getting trapped in the nets of overfishing trawler fishermen.
We here at Infomaniac hope that something can be done to protect Mr. Blobby. So far, this gift card is all we've found although we're sure there must be a blobfish conservation society out there somewhere.
We don't know whether Mr. Blobby will use the gift card in a campaign "for 40 percent of the world’s oceans to be designated as marine reserves. Acting like underwater national parks, these no fishing areas will enable oceans to recover and protect all species of sea creatures, including the blob fish" or whether he'll blow it all on a facelift.
We simply hope that we can turn that frown upside down.
Sunday, January 06, 2013
Public Service Announcement #17
We are aware that a number of you suffer from flatulence.
Infomaniac, as usual, is here to help you…
[via]
Source: The Complete Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook
Please consult with our health inspector, Margaret, should you have any questions or concerns.
This has been an Infomaniac Public Service Announcement.
Infomaniac, as usual, is here to help you…
Source: The Complete Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook
Please consult with our health inspector, Margaret, should you have any questions or concerns.
This has been an Infomaniac Public Service Announcement.
Friday, January 04, 2013
Beautiful People: "Perhaps the gayest sitcom ever"
You probably know about Simon Doonan : author, fashion commentator, and creative ambassador for Barneys New York...
But did you know there’s a BBC TV series (Beautiful People) based on his memoirs ?
This show wasn’t even on my radar until British Jon mentioned it in this post. The same post in which Jon describes his meeting with the talented Jonathan Harvey: writer of Beautiful People and so much more.
And Mitzi posted this comment on my blog, leaving me to wonder WTF she was talking about…until I saw the show, that is…
Gin Gin where do I begin
Having you inside me
Is like an old friend popping in.
--Debbie Doonan, Beautiful People.
I'm sure many of you can identify with that sentiment.
Thanks to our Mitzi for kindly sending Series One to me on DVD along with the soundtrack CD. I’ve since gone on to watch Series Two and now I want YOU Bitches to see it because I think you’ll enjoy it too. Mistress MJ was hooked from the first episode!
The show focuses on flamboyant 14-year-old Simon and his best friend Kyle (who prefers to be called Kylie); dreaming of the day they’ll escape the dreary suburbs of Reading, England and move to London to live amongst “the Beautiful People.”
Kylie and Simon
So if you Bitches need a pick-me-up on these dark winter nights, give “Beautiful People” a go.
Key word: CAMP!
Here’s the first episode from Season One. If you enjoy it, you can click here to see all the episodes from both series.
If you'd like to read a much more descriptive piece on Beautiful People, I found this post on Jon's blog.
Thank you Jon and Mitzi!
But did you know there’s a BBC TV series (Beautiful People) based on his memoirs ?
This show wasn’t even on my radar until British Jon mentioned it in this post. The same post in which Jon describes his meeting with the talented Jonathan Harvey: writer of Beautiful People and so much more.
And Mitzi posted this comment on my blog, leaving me to wonder WTF she was talking about…until I saw the show, that is…
Gin Gin where do I begin
Having you inside me
Is like an old friend popping in.
--Debbie Doonan, Beautiful People.
I'm sure many of you can identify with that sentiment.
Thanks to our Mitzi for kindly sending Series One to me on DVD along with the soundtrack CD. I’ve since gone on to watch Series Two and now I want YOU Bitches to see it because I think you’ll enjoy it too. Mistress MJ was hooked from the first episode!
The show focuses on flamboyant 14-year-old Simon and his best friend Kyle (who prefers to be called Kylie); dreaming of the day they’ll escape the dreary suburbs of Reading, England and move to London to live amongst “the Beautiful People.”
Kylie and Simon
So if you Bitches need a pick-me-up on these dark winter nights, give “Beautiful People” a go.
Key word: CAMP!
Here’s the first episode from Season One. If you enjoy it, you can click here to see all the episodes from both series.
If you'd like to read a much more descriptive piece on Beautiful People, I found this post on Jon's blog.
Thank you Jon and Mitzi!
Checking in With the Kitchen Queens
No doubt you're wondering what's happened to our Kitchen Queens since the Kitchen Queen Contest.
[via]
Jealous of her Salty Ding Dong, they've locked Norma in the closet!
[via]
Jealous of her Salty Ding Dong, they've locked Norma in the closet!
Thursday, January 03, 2013
The Beer Fridge
"When life gives you lemons, make lemonade."
When life gives you snow, you make a BEER FRIDGE!...
Sadly, the Vodka Fountain and the Gincuzzi have frozen over.
When life gives you snow, you make a BEER FRIDGE!...
Sadly, the Vodka Fountain and the Gincuzzi have frozen over.
Tuesday, January 01, 2013
Canada Welcomes 2013
…with a record snowfall.
Parked cars under mounds of snow.
I thought you Bitches in milder climes might like to see this…
(It's not necessary to turn on your speakers. And those of you with no patience can fast forward to see the number of trucks coming down the street at the end.)
The video clip shows Montréal (Huggy Jon’s hometown) digging out from a recent record snowfall and there’s almost as much snow here in Mistress MJ’s little corner of the cuntry. This is a fairly typical scene from any Canadian winter.
The snow is not only being swept up…it’s being loaded onto trucks and taken to one of 29 snow elimination sites or “snow dumps” in Montréal. Would you rather we ship it to your house?
The average volume of snow taken to disposal sites in Montréal per year is 325,000 truckloads.
Following a snowstorm, it can take up to 5 days to remove the snow from the streets and sidewalks in Montréal.
For the love of all that is holy, keep out of the way of the snow removal equipment!
Oh, and did you notice those unattractive structures in front of several houses? Those are called “tempos” or “abri-tempos.” Tempos are temporary shelters designed to protect your driveway and car from the winter elements…
Tempos are ubiquitous in Québec. Almost as bad as Crocs.
But it's not ALL bad.
Someone in my neighbourhood made a snow penis. It looked something like this...
Unfortunately, by the time I returned to take a photo (for you Bitches,) someone had knocked the penis off and all that remained were a pair of snow balls.
We hope you’ve enjoyed your visit to our Winter Wonderland.
Parked cars under mounds of snow.
I thought you Bitches in milder climes might like to see this…
(It's not necessary to turn on your speakers. And those of you with no patience can fast forward to see the number of trucks coming down the street at the end.)
The video clip shows Montréal (Huggy Jon’s hometown) digging out from a recent record snowfall and there’s almost as much snow here in Mistress MJ’s little corner of the cuntry. This is a fairly typical scene from any Canadian winter.
The snow is not only being swept up…it’s being loaded onto trucks and taken to one of 29 snow elimination sites or “snow dumps” in Montréal. Would you rather we ship it to your house?
The average volume of snow taken to disposal sites in Montréal per year is 325,000 truckloads.
Following a snowstorm, it can take up to 5 days to remove the snow from the streets and sidewalks in Montréal.
For the love of all that is holy, keep out of the way of the snow removal equipment!
Oh, and did you notice those unattractive structures in front of several houses? Those are called “tempos” or “abri-tempos.” Tempos are temporary shelters designed to protect your driveway and car from the winter elements…
Tempos are ubiquitous in Québec. Almost as bad as Crocs.
But it's not ALL bad.
Someone in my neighbourhood made a snow penis. It looked something like this...
Unfortunately, by the time I returned to take a photo (for you Bitches,) someone had knocked the penis off and all that remained were a pair of snow balls.
We hope you’ve enjoyed your visit to our Winter Wonderland.
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