Monday, February 18, 2013

If Your Date Says Goodnight With a Handshake...

Complete the phrase...


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18 comments:

  1. designing wally7:26 AM, February 18, 2013

    It means he trusts you to give him the twenty dollars later...

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  2. The Cool Cookie7:38 AM, February 18, 2013

    Hopefully his lips will be chapped from sucking you dick.

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    1. Mar gar et9:20 AM, February 18, 2013

      <(((((I'll have to officially report this incident, BTW.)))))

      "...he must have been on a date with Big Foot MJ."

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  3. Mistress Maddie10:28 AM, February 18, 2013

    well... set the scene. Have we been drinking,and was it in fact a hand he was shaking?

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  4. normadesmond11:48 AM, February 18, 2013

    ...you're at the wrong glory hole.

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    1. Mistress Maddie12:31 PM, February 18, 2013

      Norma, I hear many of Mj's dates end with a handshake. But not to shake her hand, but to pass her a wet wipe to clean her chin. Is this true?

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  5. ayeM8y12:52 PM, February 18, 2013

    "If Your Date Says Goodnight With a Handshake..."

    Be relieved that you narrowly escaped a potentially regrettable and by the look of his shirt, an extremely tacky situation.

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  6. Jon1:49 PM, February 18, 2013

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  7. Jon1:50 PM, February 18, 2013

    "If Your Date Says Goodnight With a Handshake...

    ...He's a Wanker!"

    Jx

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  8. Princess4:05 PM, February 18, 2013

    "If Your Date Says Goodnight With a Handshake...

    ...Make sure it's wrapped around your cock first!"

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  9. jason6:00 PM, February 18, 2013

    Make sure to wash your hands

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  10. kabuki zero8:04 PM, February 18, 2013

    that blouse screams serial killer. kabuki is sure Ted Bundy wore the same shirt

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  11. Anonymous8:49 PM, February 18, 2013

    Respond with a handjob.

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  12. mrpeenee10:17 PM, February 18, 2013

    In future, stick with guys who are actually interested in people of your gender.

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  13. Jon DeepBlue10:12 AM, February 19, 2013

    You're talking about the shirt but we haven't seen the pants yet!!!

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  14. normadesmond12:52 AM, February 20, 2013

    winter getting you down?
    catch a whiff of summer.....

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