Thursday, January 03, 2013

The Beer Fridge

"When life gives you lemons, make lemonade."

When life gives you snow, you make a BEER FRIDGE!...



Sadly, the Vodka Fountain and the Gincuzzi have frozen over.

25 comments:

  1. Nooooooo!

    Just as well I bought This along...
    I'll have that vodka fountain and gincuzi operable again in no time...

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    1. Never try to defrost your refrigerator with an icepick.

      A friend did so with an ancient fridge of Mistress MJ's and the sound of Freon™ escaping and puncturing the Ozone layer was disheartening.

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    1. May your next visit to the gynecologist involve a cold speculum.

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    2. Remind me never to piss our lovely Margaret off MJ

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    3. Margaret will cut a bitch.

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    4. The first cut is the deepest.

      {I am my own gyno.}

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  3. Don't mind if I do, at least I don't think I mind...

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    1. Try to focus, Wally.

      Has Margaret drugged you?

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    2. Leave Wally alone. He had an unfortunate accident today while filling syringes with icing. Turns out,clamping the syringe on a scalene clipboard, while holding it in your lap, is a bad idea.

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  4. No way I'm dipping my swizzle dick in that contraption.

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  5. looks convenient, but i
    wouldn't want to defrost it.

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    1. NORMA: That’s because you’ve been using your hairdryer to defrost it.

      There are more energy-efficient ways, you know.

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  6. I hope this is your fridge - such style!

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    1. LULU: Although Mistress MJ has, in past, received enough snow on her doorstep to make a Canadian beer fridge, she cannot claim this one as her own.

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  7. Is this a Canadian Snowman? Much cleverer than Frosty.

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    1. JASON: We’re #2…we try harder.

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  8. WHAT! Gin doesn't freeze. What kind of gin do you use in the gincuzzi, rot-gut?

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    1. MISTRESS MADDIE: Mistress MJ was using an American gin which tends to be a lower proof than British gin, for example.

      Freezing points for alcohol are as follows:

      • 24 proof liquor freezes at -6.7°C (20°F)
      • 64 proof liquor freezes at -23.33°C (-10°F)
      • 84 proof liquor freezes at -34.44°C (-30°F)

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    2. Maddie and I will have a soupcon of the last one... Jx

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  9. Kabuki would like to request an absinthe sno-cone.

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    1. Whatever kabuki wants, kabuki gets.

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