Wednesday, January 09, 2013

World Domination Tour

Those of you Bitches with no memory loss (this narrows the field) may recall when Mistress MJ set out on phase one of her World Domination Tour back in 2010.


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Phase two of the World Domination Tour is now underway.

Mistress MJ is stepping out but will return soon.

The Vodka Fountain, Gincuzzi and the Beer Fridge remain in operation during her absence.

38 comments:

  1. OK! I see that heel getting caught in that grillage thing there, and you'll fall over and a car will hit you and you end up in a hospital and, and, and...

    God I hate my psychic powers!

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  2. Careful! Remember what happened to Miss Scarlet!

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    1. I've never gone out without thermals since.
      Sx

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    1. The woman in the white sweater *NOT me why would you think that?* could pulverize the bug right into the center of the Earth!

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  4. By the look of the photo, that tour started in the 1940's...

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  5. are y'all moving again, sugar? xoxoxoxo

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  6. Don't forget your lippy darling... Oh... And a fistfull of sanitary wipes... one can never be too careful....

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    1. I see you put on your special, sparkly, "Thinking Crown" today, Princess! MJ will need a plethora of sanitary products in this, dirty, dirty, dirty, filthy, blech spit it out, insert hygienic syringe, world!

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    2. Don't you two lamchops worry none, she owns stock in wet wipes and latex gloves.

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    3. And a "self-cleaning oven."

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  7. Is the world ready for the stomp of those heels?! Jx

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    1. It's now or never darling.....lets just get in over with drunk and painless.

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  8. Intersting fat woman detail under your calf. I'm gonna get me one of them - is it a velcro thing?

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  9. a world domino tour! yeah kabuki has no patience for setting up those little blocks, but you go girl. kabuki hears the italians just loves the dominoatrix womens. bon chance

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  10. I'll have the masses start rehearsals to play "O Canada" on the vuvuzelas to announce your arrival.

    The parade route will be lined with Dr Pepper, margaritas, fajitas, and some bananas for your hardworking personal assistant, the stylish IKEA monkey.

    Let me know in advance if your entourage is interested in touring our prisons and sampling some of the finest toilet wine in the federal and state penitentiary system.

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  11. Travel well, darling. Stay free of diseases and out of jail!

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  12. Oh, I see, another back room calling in a seedy sex club. Well, I'm getting ready for my own blog break again for the winter and some travel, so don't expect me here upon your return. * should we meet in the same corner pocket back room?* Opps, ah, this thing is still on isn't it???

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  13. Stepping out? Where did you go?

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  14. kabuki is tendng the homes fires for you. If LX does not stop making smores we are all gonna weigh 500 lbs. hurry home my angel

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  15. Ach fuckery - I come running through snowfields and telcom dead zones only to find you gone, on a (hopefully cramp free) world tour ... yeah, travel well and all, mia cara ...

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  16. Attention bitches. I've just spotted MJ in Montreal... looks like she's having a blast!

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  17. How long can World domination take????
    Sx

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    1. As lomgs as it takes to say BINGO!

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    2. Bingo lends wings I heard ...

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  18. Hey guys, you wouldn't believe who I ran into while taking a little walk in the park...

    Wally and Margaret!

    !

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    1. Kay I ess ess I in Gee...

      Here we come, walking down the street
      We get the funniest looks from everyone we meet on Infomaniac.

      Hey, hey, we're Wally & Margaret,
      And people say we monkey around,
      But we're too busy singing
      To put anybody down.

      You know that we want to
      Do what we like to do,
      The only time we get restless
      Is around something new.

      Hey, hey, we're Wally & Margaret
      And people say we IKEA monkey around,
      But we're too busy singing.

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  19. Yes, WHERE ARE YOU??? I bet you've gone out without your vest again.
    Sx

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  20. you'd think we'd get a postcard...something!

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