Let's kick off in the kitchen, where Norma whips up her famous Salted Ding Dong...
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After a taste of Norma's salty Ding Dong, let's relax in Norma's salon. No need to worry about sticky fingers nor leaky bodily fluids. Norma's got you covered!...
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Norma excuses herself to use the "little girl's room"...
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Is that her famous Velva Cream on the toilet tank?
Our tour winds up in Norma's boudoir. Yup, this is where all the action is, folks...
Thank you, Bitches. We hope you have enjoyed this little peek into Norma's world.
Fist first!
ReplyDeletefine, fist me in the living room.
ReplyDeleteYou know how to piss Norma off?
ReplyDeleteFuck her in the ass then wipe your dick on her curtains.
She really hates that.
Ha! A gay Mormon once told me that joke.
DeleteDamn but he was hot, too.
they're laminated, so wipe away!
ReplyDeleteI can smell that brown Lysol smell, with a hint of "stale" musty air.
ReplyDeletecookie, get your head out of your ass.
DeleteAs the inventor of "fruity pebbles cereal" it is no wonder that Norma lives in such splendor. Deservedly so, says kabuki
ReplyDeletedon'tcha love the expression on my
Deleteface when i shit those pebbles out?
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ReplyDeleteNorma's looking quite fetching in her Egyptian Cotton Tea Towel ensemble.... Are they your Dentures resting on the kitchen table Norma?
ReplyDeletei sewed all those dangling balls on myself.
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ReplyDeleteShe wants to lead a glamorous life
ReplyDeleteWithout love, it ain't much
i piss glamour; PINK piss,
ReplyDeletein my GLAMOROUSLY PINK BATHROOM.
but you're right. there's that
big pink bed and who do i
share it with?
my mae murray doll.
These must be old pics, right? 'Cause Norma is a lot puffier now. With gin blossoms. And eyes red from crying.
ReplyDeleteIs that what you call "revenge"??? Ma chérie, you're losing valuable bitch points. What a let down. I know you can do MUCH better than this!
ReplyDeleteHugs
Jon
I have rectified the "revenge" situation, Huggy Jon.
Deletekabuki canot help but think those damn kardashian harlots have something to do with norma's tears.
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ReplyDeleteWhat's up with all the spam on my posts lately?
ReplyDeletePlastic-covered couches .. perfect for making porn movies, just spray-and-wipe the stains away.
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