Tuesday, January 22, 2013

The World Domination Tour Continues


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  1. LẌ8:19 PM, January 22, 2013

    Separation anxiety continues!

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  2. designing wally8:25 PM, January 22, 2013

    Have the bruises around your eyes started to clear???

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  3. Jon DeepBlue9:08 PM, January 22, 2013

    You're out there trying new sex toys, eh? There is no shame in admiting it.

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  4. Jon DeepBlue9:09 PM, January 22, 2013

    Oh and FÖÖÖÖÖÖÖRST!


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    1. Anonymous5:04 AM, January 26, 2013

      I hear you darlin' ... not bad, really not bad, just a little more "bleurgh" and we need to work a bit on the "st" ... but all in all very solid and promising, seven stars from ten possible, thank you!

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  5. savannah9:10 PM, January 22, 2013

    i miss you, sugar! xoxoxo

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  6. mrpeenee9:45 PM, January 22, 2013

    You used to be big.

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  7. normadesmond11:09 PM, January 22, 2013

    did you come all the way
    back home to take a dump?

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    1. Mitzi 7:47 AM, January 31, 2013

      She must be due another shit soon, it's been over a week!

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  8. Mar gar et12:21 AM, January 23, 2013

    Meanwhile, MJ awakens and breaks free of her restraints. Determined to avenge herself on her unfaithful husband, norma, she stomps off to town.

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  9. Jon3:12 AM, January 23, 2013

    She's in France, I think... Jx

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  10. Ms Scarlet4:12 AM, January 23, 2013

    She will catch her death going out without a vest.
    Use the big whip and come home soon.
    Sx

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  11. jason5:38 PM, January 23, 2013

    Just don't forget us little people.

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  12. Princess6:08 PM, January 23, 2013

    Are you Downunder? You are certinly look dressed for our current weather... Don't forget to Slip, Slop, and Slap, I'd hate for that lovely Canadian Complexion to get ruined by some harsh rays....

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  13. FirstNations8:20 PM, January 23, 2013

    So many, many things I could say, but won't...mainly because I have a ball gag in. Surprisingly, I can still type. See? You're never too old to learn new things about yourself.

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  14. kabuki zero5:15 AM, January 24, 2013

    You can lead a fish to water, but why? Kabuki needs to know why? (Probably how as well)

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  15. Thombeau3:05 AM, January 26, 2013

    Miss you, bitch!

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  16. kabuki zero4:45 PM, January 27, 2013

    Did you know most great literature is released in the spring ? Kabuki knew, because he just made it up. Don't force kabuki to make up 'other things' as well.

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  17. Jon DeepBlue10:00 AM, January 28, 2013

    ATTENTION BITCHES,

    MJ has just been spotted a few minutes ago...

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    1. Ms Scarlet11:44 AM, January 28, 2013

      ...Blimey, she really lets it all go on her holidays doesn't she?
      Sx

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    2. Jon DeepBlue11:54 AM, January 28, 2013

      Well, at least her purse matches her sandals.

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  18. kabuki zero6:40 PM, January 28, 2013

    The power of love compels you to return to us. For after all we love you best.

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  19. eroswings10:52 PM, January 28, 2013

    The foto suggests two things:

    1. Eat more fiber or some of that Activia--it'll make it easier to go.

    2. Wear shoes--who knows what kind of filth you might step on in those dirty, grimy streets.

    Question:

    What are you doing in that alley, and are you alone back there?

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  20. Thombeau2:17 AM, January 29, 2013

    Recovering from lipo often takes longer than one expects.

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    1. Mitzi 7:49 AM, January 31, 2013

      And you have to wear a sweaty compression garment for 4-6 weeks afterwards!

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    2. Mitzi 7:50 AM, January 31, 2013

      A friend told me.

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  21. kabuki zero9:23 PM, January 29, 2013

    Kabuki is drowning in sorrow and loneliness. Oh. And tears, buttloads of tears.

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  22. Unknown4:27 AM, January 30, 2013

    Hey Miss MJ, please cum to Stockholm on your World Domination Tour.

    Pussy Godiva x

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  23. The Cool Cookie7:40 AM, January 30, 2013

    This has been going on so long it has stopped being a world tour and has officially become a sabbatical.

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  24. The Mistress8:39 AM, January 30, 2013

    BITCHES: The World Domination Tour has been extended.

    Bitch slaps all around to you for your impertinence.

    Oh, where are my manners? We have a guest…

    P. GODIVA: Welcome to Infomaniac!
    Mistress MJ won’t be coming to Stockholm until you get your trains and your cleaning ladies under control but thanks nonetheless for your invitation.

    Note to British JON: Are you suggesting I’m on the road to Rouen?

    Note to COOKIE: Oddly enough, “sabbaticals” traditionally occur every seven years and 2013 just happens to be Infomaniac’s seventh anniversary (in March.) How timely! Unlike a typical sabbatical, Mistress MJ will NOT be taking an entire year of leave. So keep your blouse on. Mistress MJ will be back as soon as possible.

    Now, would someone please dry kabuki-san’s tears? You Bitches KNOW how much Mistress MJ dislikes leakage of bodily fluids on her blog.

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    1. Jon1:18 PM, January 30, 2013

      Your monkey's been trying to outdo you on distance travelled... Jx

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    2. mrpeenee3:21 AM, February 02, 2013

      So are you planning to just stay in rehab until they actually throw you out? Cause they will, you know.

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  25. Unknown4:20 AM, January 31, 2013

    Hello Mistress MJ

    On your World Domination Tour, please come to rural Buckinghamshire and stay with myself and my heavenly chauffeur / butler, Juan. Juan is Brazilian, he doesn't speak a word of English, he has 24-pack stomach muscles and likes to wear pink leather trousers and a tiny muscle top (so as to blend in discreetly with our provincial surroundings).

    My country house (pronounced 'hice') is the epitomy of rural England - cricket on the village green; cucumber sandwiches; ancient churches; hunting with dogs; lashings of ginger beer; wild sex orgies; followed by rampant cottaging and dogging. What more could a girl ask for!

    Please say you'll come soon.

    Fanny xx

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    1. The Mistress6:59 AM, February 03, 2013

      Alas, rural Buckinghamshire will have to wait until the NEXT World Domination Tour. Conquering other parts of the world is taking longer than expected.

      Does Brazilian Juan have a Brazilian?

      Mistress MJ prefers 'em hairy.

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    2. Jon DeepBlue8:13 AM, February 03, 2013

      Considering how Brazilian Juan is accoutered, I've got only one word:

      GAY! GAY! GAY!

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    3. The Mistress8:28 AM, February 03, 2013

      Oui, tu as absolument raison!

      GAI! GAI! GAI!

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    4. Unknown6:15 AM, February 09, 2013

      Yes, Juan is 98% baby-smooth all over. He has a wonderful 'landing strip' down below. Fanny's private Lear Jet often touches down there, sometimes four times a day.

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    5. Unknown6:17 AM, February 09, 2013

      Juan does like to wear backless pink leather chaps and a tiny 'reveal-all' muscle top when working as my chauffeur. He drives around the countryside dressed like this, so as to blend discreetly into the English surroundings.

      Gay? Oh no, I don't think he is...

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  26. kabuki zero3:22 PM, January 31, 2013

    Kabuki has begun the ceremony of joy. Whom else could cause such celebratory goings-on? Just. MJ. That's. all.

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  27. ayeM8y3:27 PM, January 31, 2013

    The peoples gettin' parched round these parts...

    *Plugs in Vodka fountain then slinks into gincuzzi

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  28. Princess10:14 AM, February 02, 2013

    Eew... Who left their But Plugs in the Vodka fountain?....

    Oh Hai Mr Pirate.... And Happy Birthday Again... Mind if I join you in there? I could do with a Gincuzzi...

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  29. normadesmond1:03 AM, February 03, 2013

    so, miss turnstyles has been and gone, again.....

    such a cock tease.

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