Separation anxiety continues!
Have the bruises around your eyes started to clear???
You're out there trying new sex toys, eh? There is no shame in admiting it.
Oh and FÖÖÖÖÖÖÖRST!
I hear you darlin' ... not bad, really not bad, just a little more "bleurgh" and we need to work a bit on the "st" ... but all in all very solid and promising, seven stars from ten possible, thank you!
i miss you, sugar! xoxoxo
You used to be big.
did you come all the way back home to take a dump?
She must be due another shit soon, it's been over a week!
Meanwhile, MJ awakens and breaks free of her restraints. Determined to avenge herself on her unfaithful husband, norma, she stomps off to town.
She's in France, I think... Jx
She will catch her death going out without a vest.Use the big whip and come home soon.Sx
Just don't forget us little people.
Are you Downunder? You are certinly look dressed for our current weather... Don't forget to Slip, Slop, and Slap, I'd hate for that lovely Canadian Complexion to get ruined by some harsh rays....
So many, many things I could say, but won't...mainly because I have a ball gag in. Surprisingly, I can still type. See? You're never too old to learn new things about yourself.
Oh Hai Ms Nations...
You can lead a fish to water, but why? Kabuki needs to know why? (Probably how as well)
Miss you, bitch!
Did you know most great literature is released in the spring ? Kabuki knew, because he just made it up. Don't force kabuki to make up 'other things' as well.
ATTENTION BITCHES,MJ has just been spotted a few minutes ago...
...Blimey, she really lets it all go on her holidays doesn't she?Sx
Well, at least her purse matches her sandals.
The power of love compels you to return to us. For after all we love you best.
The foto suggests two things:1. Eat more fiber or some of that Activia--it'll make it easier to go.2. Wear shoes--who knows what kind of filth you might step on in those dirty, grimy streets.Question:What are you doing in that alley, and are you alone back there?
Recovering from lipo often takes longer than one expects.
And you have to wear a sweaty compression garment for 4-6 weeks afterwards!
A friend told me.
Kabuki is drowning in sorrow and loneliness. Oh. And tears, buttloads of tears.
Hey Miss MJ, please cum to Stockholm on your World Domination Tour.Pussy Godiva x
This has been going on so long it has stopped being a world tour and has officially become a sabbatical.
BITCHES: The World Domination Tour has been extended.Bitch slaps all around to you for your impertinence.Oh, where are my manners? We have a guest…P. GODIVA: Welcome to Infomaniac!Mistress MJ won’t be coming to Stockholm until you get your trains and your cleaning ladies under control but thanks nonetheless for your invitation.Note to British JON: Are you suggesting I’m on the road to Rouen?Note to COOKIE: Oddly enough, “sabbaticals” traditionally occur every seven years and 2013 just happens to be Infomaniac’s seventh anniversary (in March.) How timely! Unlike a typical sabbatical, Mistress MJ will NOT be taking an entire year of leave. So keep your blouse on. Mistress MJ will be back as soon as possible.Now, would someone please dry kabuki-san’s tears? You Bitches KNOW how much Mistress MJ dislikes leakage of bodily fluids on her blog.
Your monkey's been trying to outdo you on distance travelled... Jx
So are you planning to just stay in rehab until they actually throw you out? Cause they will, you know.
Hello Mistress MJOn your World Domination Tour, please come to rural Buckinghamshire and stay with myself and my heavenly chauffeur / butler, Juan. Juan is Brazilian, he doesn't speak a word of English, he has 24-pack stomach muscles and likes to wear pink leather trousers and a tiny muscle top (so as to blend in discreetly with our provincial surroundings). My country house (pronounced 'hice') is the epitomy of rural England - cricket on the village green; cucumber sandwiches; ancient churches; hunting with dogs; lashings of ginger beer; wild sex orgies; followed by rampant cottaging and dogging. What more could a girl ask for!Please say you'll come soon.Fanny xx
Alas, rural Buckinghamshire will have to wait until the NEXT World Domination Tour. Conquering other parts of the world is taking longer than expected.Does Brazilian Juan have a Brazilian?Mistress MJ prefers 'em hairy.
Considering how Brazilian Juan is accoutered, I've got only one word: GAY! GAY! GAY!
Oui, tu as absolument raison! GAI! GAI! GAI!
Yes, Juan is 98% baby-smooth all over. He has a wonderful 'landing strip' down below. Fanny's private Lear Jet often touches down there, sometimes four times a day.
Juan does like to wear backless pink leather chaps and a tiny 'reveal-all' muscle top when working as my chauffeur. He drives around the countryside dressed like this, so as to blend discreetly into the English surroundings.Gay? Oh no, I don't think he is...
Kabuki has begun the ceremony of joy. Whom else could cause such celebratory goings-on? Just. MJ. That's. all.
The peoples gettin' parched round these parts...*Plugs in Vodka fountain then slinks into gincuzzi
Eew... Who left their But Plugs in the Vodka fountain?....Oh Hai Mr Pirate.... And Happy Birthday Again... Mind if I join you in there? I could do with a Gincuzzi...
so, miss turnstyles has been and gone, again.....such a cock tease.