Yippieiyeah! Welcome home honeybunny!
Thank god you're back, your bitches need a taste, and some of that domination that you've been spreading around wouldn't hurt either....
Arse up in the Gincuzzi perchance?
HI"tackle hugs"welcome back"sloppy kisses"I missed you so much"more wet sloppy kisses"For Christ sake, what kind of bloody plastic surgeon did your facelift. You look aweful honey. Even Camilla Parker Bowles has a much better complexion than you do.I'm so happy!"more hugs and sloppy kisses"
I missed you, ever so!
What did you bring us. And it better be good.
My guess would be some crabs.
Yay! The Mistress got the bail bond!
On whose face?
okay einstein, pray tell us what you're going to do about the crater on the lawn?
That must be a pic from when the Mistress is doing her ping pong routine, right?
Your close Jason, more like a walrus impersonation! Now can you please Mistress, get the dust and cobwebs cleaned up!
And pick up the poop of your nasty monkey. He's been marking his territory all over the Infomaniac lounge for the past month.
Your finally back! And you landed right onto a dildo by the look of the reports above. Thats talent.
Would someone please remind me WHY I missed you Bitches?
Well, I guess you probably missed me stunningly fabulous hair style!
Welcome Back!I see businessmen and politicians lining up to welcome you home. Your return will surely cause an upswing in the economy as sales of liquor, shoes, lube (and sanitary wipes) will surely rise once more as the masses flock to the stores to celebrate your homecoming!
Oh daaaahling, so you're back from outer space. I just walked in to find you here with that sad look upon your face. I should have changed that stupid lock. I should have made you leave your key, if I'd known for just one second you'd be back to bother me... La la la la la. Jx