FIRST !!! And if THAT'S REALLY YOU, you'd SECONDLY BE "DETAINED" by ME !!!
I think you've got the Ikea monkey stuffed down your jumper....Sx
Has The Mistress been to Dildo, NL?
I have visited the lovely village of Dildo. It is in the same province as the community of 'Come by Chance'.
I should have checked the list before I posted. I have been to Witless Bay and St. Louis de Ha Ha as well. What does that say about me?
It says you have come to the right place!
Sweetie, with a rack like that, you really didn't need to wear stripes going in those directions. You're just gilding the lily. Really. Drawing attention to those silicone filled sacs. All you're doing is saying look at these border patrol. Look at MJs jugs. Stick your hand right down there. That's what those stripes are doing for you. Thank God you didn't wear the matching pants.
Did you set off the air invasion klaxon again???
please oh please don't post a photo of the cavity search that followed.(you probably pissed her off when you handedher a credit card after she asked to see your visa)
Norma, I shutter to think what they found in that very deep cavity. I only hope they had nose plugs.
and i hope she got her arm out, unchewed.
Are you smuggling puppies through customs and is she checking to see if their little noses are wet?
Why am I not surprised Canadia is lukewarm to the idea of letting you back in.
So... you've been done for harbouring a chest full of canadian 1c pieces for the black market....
Is anyone else suprised she check under the boobs and not in that baggage under her eyes?
Now we know that all the fat they sucked out of her hips and butt was recycled. I'm so proud of her, always ready to do her part for a cleaner environment!
when you stay away too long the locals get restless - or in this case frisky
Detained for a date. It's those sensible size 12 extra wide shoes that drove the inspector wild.
You must have left something up yer hoo hoo by mistake. Dead gerbils are not illegal!
I recall flying into Barcelona, Spain once from London and there was this Enrique Iglesias lookalike on Arrivals Security. He was muscle on muscle. I immediately approached him and said in my politest Spanish "I need to be intimately strip-searched, I'm a drugs mule".It didn't work... he didn't understand a word and just waved me on. Oh how I bawled my eyes out that afternoon.