Wednesday, February 06, 2013

Border Crossing Blues

Mistress MJ has been detained at the border...



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21 comments:

  1. Heff3:18 PM, February 06, 2013

    FIRST !!! And if THAT'S REALLY YOU, you'd SECONDLY BE "DETAINED" by ME !!!

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  2. Ms Scarlet3:31 PM, February 06, 2013

    I think you've got the Ikea monkey stuffed down your jumper....
    Sx

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  3. LẌ3:34 PM, February 06, 2013

    Has The Mistress been to Dildo, NL?

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    1. Canadian Girl4:31 PM, February 06, 2013

      I have visited the lovely village of Dildo. It is in the same province as the community of 'Come by Chance'.

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    2. Canadian Girl4:34 PM, February 06, 2013

      I should have checked the list before I posted. I have been to Witless Bay and St. Louis de Ha Ha as well. What does that say about me?

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    3. LẌ5:30 PM, February 06, 2013

      It says you have come to the right place!

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  4. The Cool Cookie4:07 PM, February 06, 2013

    Sweetie, with a rack like that, you really didn't need to wear stripes going in those directions. You're just gilding the lily. Really. Drawing attention to those silicone filled sacs. All you're doing is saying look at these border patrol. Look at MJs jugs. Stick your hand right down there. That's what those stripes are doing for you. Thank God you didn't wear the matching pants.

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  5. designing wally4:27 PM, February 06, 2013

    Did you set off the air invasion klaxon again???

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  6. normadesmond5:53 PM, February 06, 2013

    please oh please don't post a photo
    of the cavity search that followed.

    (you probably pissed her off when you handed
    her a credit card after she asked to see your visa)

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    1. Mistress Maddie7:22 PM, February 06, 2013

      Norma, I shutter to think what they found in that very deep cavity. I only hope they had nose plugs.

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    2. normadesmond8:12 PM, February 06, 2013

      and i hope she got her arm out, unchewed.

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  7. Mitzi 6:09 PM, February 06, 2013

    Are you smuggling puppies through customs and is she checking to see if their little noses are wet?

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  8. mrpeenee6:10 PM, February 06, 2013

    Why am I not surprised Canadia is lukewarm to the idea of letting you back in.

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  9. Princess6:12 PM, February 06, 2013

    So... you've been done for harbouring a chest full of canadian 1c pieces for the black market....

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  10. Mistress Maddie7:21 PM, February 06, 2013

    Is anyone else suprised she check under the boobs and not in that baggage under her eyes?

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  11. Jon DeepBlue9:06 PM, February 06, 2013

    Now we know that all the fat they sucked out of her hips and butt was recycled. I'm so proud of her, always ready to do her part for a cleaner environment!

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  12. kabuki zero11:23 PM, February 06, 2013

    when you stay away too long the locals get restless - or in this case frisky

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  13. Anonymous12:11 AM, February 07, 2013

    Detained for a date. It's those sensible size 12 extra wide shoes that drove the inspector wild.

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  14. Old Knudsen5:04 AM, February 07, 2013

    You must have left something up yer hoo hoo by mistake. Dead gerbils are not illegal!

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  15. Unknown6:22 AM, February 09, 2013

    I recall flying into Barcelona, Spain once from London and there was this Enrique Iglesias lookalike on Arrivals Security. He was muscle on muscle. I immediately approached him and said in my politest Spanish "I need to be intimately strip-searched, I'm a drugs mule".

    It didn't work... he didn't understand a word and just waved me on.

    Oh how I bawled my eyes out that afternoon.

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