Since the trouser snake of the left looks big, I figrue that's Cookie, but who's deflated snake is on the right?
Obviously that's Cookie on the left with the big trouser snake and that's Peenee next to him since he's the tallest.That leaves Norma, doesn't it?
that poor thing.....
I think Norma is using a flap of uncooked chicken to beef up her snake.
i'd never use chicken........
NORMA: *notes ellipses*Would you just finish the fucking JOKE already?
and if i may add, that room needs some interior design help.
Is that lube on the nightstand?
I believe it may be cream for callused pricks.
kabuki would like to say "Amateurs, kabuki will be celebrating long & hard' hee hee
It is rumoured that kabuki is on the pro circuit and uses TORQUE.
No manscaping going on here... must be the winter hibernation....
Waiting for the morgue to pick them up?
LX: The morgue has everyone here at Infomaniac on speed dial.
Simply passed out after smelling MJ's "dragon portal."
MARGARET: I’ll have you know my “dragon portal” smells like a freshly picked spring bouquet.
That bucket full of Amyl Nitrate that Mistress brought back from her trip really knocked the wind out of our sails, and now EVERYTHING smells like a locker room...
COOKIE: Oh, is THAT what it is?I thought Norma left her socks on.
and i thought it was a new sealy flesh-o-pedic.
NORMA: Well, you Bitches HAVE been called “human mattresses”…but not by me, of course.
Could be worse - could have been an encounter from or recent visit to Torremolinos... Jx
JON: I'd say that was it you if it weren't for the fact that the laydee doesn't have her eyebrow arched saucily.
Sweetie - I'd never wear YELLOW with a purple flower and green eye-shadow. I am not Spanish. Jx
But you ARE a laydee.
I would rather be Rather be Just a little shady Just a little shady Naughty dynamite Dynamite. Indeed. Jx
JON: Make sure you have a bubble machine behind you when you say that.
REMINDER TO NORMA: Downton Abbey is on at 9 p.m.Have you fallen asleep there with Cookie & Peenee?Should I set up your VCR?
NORMA: Thankfully, I didn’t set up your VCR as it turned out to be a double episode!I had no idea it would run over an hour.
little did you know, i am the go-to-girl for all things VHS, analog and crank start.
Shark Week on Discovery Channel, Manatee Night on Infomaniac.
PEENEE: Bet you never saw this sort of thing on Mutual of Omaha’s Wild Kingdom.
"oh the humanity!"