Appointment with the parole officer is more like it....
or the damn dirty whore went back to the border for more"detainment"!
More like you are canoodling with large Lars, the ski pro by the fire.
really dear, two poles?
As I said before Norma, she is gonna do a walrus impersonation, but they won't be poles.
kabuki is amazed. Again, with the leaving. OMG what happened to the hard working goddess of old. Someone has caught milady's eye, kabuki is sure of it. Enjoy mine beloved, kabuki shall sulk quietly
Good grief... gone again??? Tsk. This is all I can say. Tsk.Sxx
....and I hope you are wearing your vest.Sx
Why are you wearing a sailor hat?
Is it me, or am I drunk, But didn't that jezabel just get back? Oh that poor creature, she lost her equilibrium.... she doesn't know if she is coming or going.
It's not her virginity she's lost, that's for sure. Jx
I think she must have sobered up and is off Facebooking somewhere while wearing Crocs...
Now you are off to ski with seamen? Dominating the world wasn't enuff for you?
Urban Dictionary:go skiing 32 up, 9 down 1.) v. The act of s_______g c_____e.2.) v. The s____l position in which a woman stimulates two men simultaneously, one p____ in either hand.1.) The friends left to go skiing in the Yayo Mountains over the weekend.2.) At keg parties, she would often go skiing with the guys beside her on the couch.