did your bouncer get stuck at home because of the blizzard?
I had the same salemen at my door this morning. The boys took care of him.
I'm guessing he hasn't been laid in at LEAST five years.PS Where is Sergio the Romanian Bouncer?
The Mistress is about to turf out spam man.
There. He's gone. For now.
That why I always wear a jock strap. You wouldn't want to see my door knockers hanging.
Looks like he had Scrotox.**puckers up and places chaste kisses on Mistress feet as is proper**
Is this shrinking-related ?
It's curtains for this ballerina. It's way too early for a production of The Nutcracker!
No hair on a G string?