Aidan: I'm on a fag break. Why are you bothering me, Mistress?...
The Mistress: It's Miss Scarlet's birthday.
Aidan: Why didn't you say so? Let me just saddle up (and make a quick costume change) and I'll be right there!...
Aidan: Hello, Miss Scarlet. Is it me you're looking for?...
Aidan: Damn and blast. I'm absolutely spent...
Aidan: I hate to eat and run but I really must go, Miss Scarlet. Besides, it's time for another fag...
Aidan: Bitches, raise your glasses to our Miss Scarlet!...
The Mistress: Happy Birthday, Miss Scarlet!
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Wasn't he a foot model for CROCS®?
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday Miss Scarlet!
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ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday, Scarlet!!!
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Cheers and Best wishes for many more years of fun, festivities, and feasts.
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Here's a toa Scarlet Red Letter day
ReplyDeletehappy day scarlett! hope
ReplyDeletepoldark makes a deserved visit!
Happy birthday, Ms Scarlet, you lucky, lucky cow!
ReplyDelete::cries into Aidan Turner's discarded towel::
I have a big silly smile on my face!
ReplyDeleteTHANK YOU FOR THE AIDAN!!
Sxxxxx
Miss Scarlet, my employer refused to give me the day off and did not believe that your birthday is an international holiday.
DeletePhooey, I say.
Happy Aidan Day, Miss Scarlet! Jx
ReplyDeleteI tried to say thank you to the Mistress and wished I'd thought of it.In fact, I was thinking such sizzling thoughts my internet dropped out!But big hugs and xxx's ,Scarlet.(And check your email)
ReplyDeleteHappy birthday Miss Scarlet... You lucky lucky thing you...
ReplyDeleteI'm just popping over to wrestle that towel off Mr DeVice it's just not fair that he should be having al that vicarious fun on the pretence of "weeping" 😉
MsScarlet gets the Turner finally !
ReplyDeleteHerzliche Glückwünsche, and all the best for Your birthday too !
Bareback or side saddle?
ReplyDeleteHappy 21st anniversary of your 39th birthday!
Mistress, I have just seen your sidebar news flash: What marvellous news!
ReplyDeleteMr. DeVice, I have decided that I shall place little news items in the sidebar and change them regularly. The Crocs story is good news, indeed.
DeleteI thought I smelled cake - Beefcake!!
ReplyDeleteHappy Happy Miss Scarlet!
Did someone mention CAKE?
DeleteOh hai, Wallingford!