Friday, March 10, 2017

Talking Trash

How The Mistress imagines herself taking out the trash...



Closer to the reality...

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24 comments:

  1. LẌ9:30 PM, March 10, 2017

    Aren't there houseboys assigned to that task?

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    1. The Mistress1:22 PM, March 11, 2017

      LX: The Houseboys are nowhere in sight since the flyers announced a sale on Albolene, this week only.

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  2. mrpeenee10:13 PM, March 10, 2017

    I scurry out and back as quick as possible. I don't want the neighbors reporting little Edie has moved in.

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    1. The Mistress1:22 PM, March 11, 2017

      PEENEE: It’s your headscarf that gives you away.

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  3. Mistress Maddie11:32 PM, March 10, 2017

    Don't bend to far over....the what's gone sour will be showing soon....... And you might want to know you have a hole in your fish nets.

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    1. The Mistress1:22 PM, March 11, 2017

      MISTRESS MADDIE: A little clear nail polish will fix that… the HOLE that is.

      I’m only digging myself deeper, aren’t I?

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  4. dinahmow12:04 AM, March 11, 2017

    Blimey! I'd never get down our driveway in those heels!

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    1. The Mistress1:23 PM, March 11, 2017

      DINAHMOW: Like so many fruit flies, a gay man how me how to walk in high heels.

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  5. Inexplicable DeVice3:22 AM, March 11, 2017

    Your back alley needs a little trim, Mistress...

    On a pink water sidebar-news-related note: Has Justin Trudeau been ousted from office by Barbie, or does Canada need to call the Ghostbusters?

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    1. The Mistress1:23 PM, March 11, 2017

      MR. DeVICE: The pink water?

      Click the pic to find out.

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  6. eroswings12:08 PM, March 11, 2017

    I sort and separate the recycling. Then I usually take out the trash under the cover of darkness...no heels, I just pretend I'm a ninja on a mission--don't want the nosy neighbors to see what I'm throwing away or what kind of take out I've gotten recently.

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    1. The Mistress1:24 PM, March 11, 2017

      EROS: Infomaniac Bitches know your takeout of choice is Taco Bell.

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  7. Jon2:17 PM, March 11, 2017

    Careful, dear, your roots are showing... Jx

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    1. The Mistress5:07 AM, March 12, 2017

      JON: That would be a great name for a genealogy book.

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    2. Jon7:30 AM, March 12, 2017

      ..or a cheap knock-off of Who Do You Think You Are? on cable TV. Jx

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    3. The Mistress7:52 AM, March 12, 2017

      JON: I watch that show and just have to say, "Who knew that Danny Dyer was royalty?"

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    4. Jon8:21 AM, March 12, 2017

      He can hardly speak English, so I suppose he fits in with some of our Royal line... Speaking of "inability to string a meaningful sentence together", did you see the one with Cheryl Tweedy (formerly Cole, formerly Fernandez-Versini)? She came across like an almost-animated version of a J.H. Lynch picture... Jx

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    5. The Mistress8:26 AM, March 12, 2017

      JON: I gave that one a miss.

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  8. Princess6:29 PM, March 11, 2017

    The attempt at trying to dispose of the evdence is woeful darling... all that's lacking is a sign that says "Look Here"....

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  9. normadesmond7:01 PM, March 11, 2017

    yum, everything looks so biodegradable.

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  10. Ms Scarlet10:36 AM, March 12, 2017

    Your reality looks very British!
    Sx

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