Friday, March 10, 2017

Talking Trash

How The Mistress imagines herself taking out the trash...



Closer to the reality...

24 comments:

  1. Aren't there houseboys assigned to that task?

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    1. LX: The Houseboys are nowhere in sight since the flyers announced a sale on Albolene, this week only.

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  2. I scurry out and back as quick as possible. I don't want the neighbors reporting little Edie has moved in.

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    1. PEENEE: It’s your headscarf that gives you away.

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  3. Don't bend to far over....the what's gone sour will be showing soon....... And you might want to know you have a hole in your fish nets.

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    1. MISTRESS MADDIE: A little clear nail polish will fix that… the HOLE that is.

      I’m only digging myself deeper, aren’t I?

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  4. Blimey! I'd never get down our driveway in those heels!

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    1. DINAHMOW: Like so many fruit flies, a gay man how me how to walk in high heels.

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  5. Your back alley needs a little trim, Mistress...

    On a pink water sidebar-news-related note: Has Justin Trudeau been ousted from office by Barbie, or does Canada need to call the Ghostbusters?

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    1. MR. DeVICE: The pink water?

      Click the pic to find out.

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  6. I sort and separate the recycling. Then I usually take out the trash under the cover of darkness...no heels, I just pretend I'm a ninja on a mission--don't want the nosy neighbors to see what I'm throwing away or what kind of take out I've gotten recently.

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    1. EROS: Infomaniac Bitches know your takeout of choice is Taco Bell.

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  7. Careful, dear, your roots are showing... Jx

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    1. JON: That would be a great name for a genealogy book.

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    2. ..or a cheap knock-off of Who Do You Think You Are? on cable TV. Jx

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    3. JON: I watch that show and just have to say, "Who knew that Danny Dyer was royalty?"

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    4. He can hardly speak English, so I suppose he fits in with some of our Royal line... Speaking of "inability to string a meaningful sentence together", did you see the one with Cheryl Tweedy (formerly Cole, formerly Fernandez-Versini)? She came across like an almost-animated version of a J.H. Lynch picture... Jx

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    5. JON: I gave that one a miss.

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  8. The attempt at trying to dispose of the evdence is woeful darling... all that's lacking is a sign that says "Look Here"....

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    1. PRINNY: It’s where the Crocs are buried.

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  9. yum, everything looks so biodegradable.

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  10. Your reality looks very British!
    Sx

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    1. MISS SCARLET: Well, this is The Colonies.

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