Aren't there houseboys assigned to that task?
LX: The Houseboys are nowhere in sight since the flyers announced a sale on Albolene, this week only.
I scurry out and back as quick as possible. I don't want the neighbors reporting little Edie has moved in.
PEENEE: It’s your headscarf that gives you away.
Don't bend to far over....the what's gone sour will be showing soon....... And you might want to know you have a hole in your fish nets.
MISTRESS MADDIE: A little clear nail polish will fix that… the HOLE that is.I’m only digging myself deeper, aren’t I?
Blimey! I'd never get down our driveway in those heels!
DINAHMOW: Like so many fruit flies, a gay man how me how to walk in high heels.
Your back alley needs a little trim, Mistress...On a pink water sidebar-news-related note: Has Justin Trudeau been ousted from office by Barbie, or does Canada need to call the Ghostbusters?
MR. DeVICE: The pink water?Click the pic to find out.
I sort and separate the recycling. Then I usually take out the trash under the cover of darkness...no heels, I just pretend I'm a ninja on a mission--don't want the nosy neighbors to see what I'm throwing away or what kind of take out I've gotten recently.
EROS: Infomaniac Bitches know your takeout of choice is Taco Bell.
Careful, dear, your roots are showing... Jx
JON: That would be a great name for a genealogy book.
..or a cheap knock-off of Who Do You Think You Are? on cable TV. Jx
JON: I watch that show and just have to say, "Who knew that Danny Dyer was royalty?"
He can hardly speak English, so I suppose he fits in with some of our Royal line... Speaking of "inability to string a meaningful sentence together", did you see the one with Cheryl Tweedy (formerly Cole, formerly Fernandez-Versini)? She came across like an almost-animated version of a J.H. Lynch picture... Jx
JON: I gave that one a miss.
The attempt at trying to dispose of the evdence is woeful darling... all that's lacking is a sign that says "Look Here"....
PRINNY: It’s where the Crocs are buried.
yum, everything looks so biodegradable.
NORMA: Go green, I always say.
Your reality looks very British!Sx
MISS SCARLET: Well, this is The Colonies.