Is Albolene suitable for use as bag balm? Uh, I'm asking for "a friend."
LX: Ask your “friend” to compare and contrast and get back to us with a full report by Monday.
What is Abolene? I to am asking for "a friend" who thinks the label looks like something in a hospital in the 70s.
The ward for dermatological diseases.
PEENEE: It’s a city in Kansas. And Texas.It’s also a Country & Western song.MAGO: I suddenly feel the need to disinfect everything.
I prefer coconut oil myself.
MISTRESS MADDIE: Just add rum and you’ve got yourself a cocktail.
I wouldn't use it on my face after THAT. Jx
JON: Good. This means you’ve been paying attention to my public service announcements.
Maybe it's Albolene. Feel what a difference Albolene makes.
Does it help against your crotch rot ?
MITZI: Ha!MAGO: Let’s hope so.
Abolone? Oh god! Sorry!I didn't sleep well last night ...
DINAHMOW: Mother of pearl!
no joke....i have a container of albolene in my medicine cabinet! my mother told me years ago that her mother swore by it; it was her only cleansing cream. i happened upon it somewhere, someplace & simply HAD to buy it. i believe i've used it twice, halloweens, to get the make-up off.never occurred to me to fuck someone with it.
NORMA: I thought you were a Velva Cream girl.
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Now we know what Norma will be up to this weekend.
i sent my velva cream to christine ebersole. she's about to open in new york in, "war paint" playing elizabeth arden. who better should have vintage velva?
I hope you dusted your vintage velva off before handing it over.
Is that how one stirs it?
JEFFERY: ♫Stir it up, little darling. ♫
Cures Dry Dick for a Prettier Pecker..!!
WALLY: You missed your calling as a Mad Man on Madison Avenue.
Disturbing.**Forgoes kisses and hugs Mistress legs in terror**
DAMIEN: We all know you’ve seen worse.