Friday, March 10, 2017

Filthy Friday - Albolene Edition

Albolene. Cleans AND moisturizes...


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27 comments:

  1. Is Albolene suitable for use as bag balm? Uh, I'm asking for "a friend."

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    1. LX: Ask your “friend” to compare and contrast and get back to us with a full report by Monday.

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  2. What is Abolene? I to am asking for "a friend" who thinks the label looks like something in a hospital in the 70s.

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    1. The ward for dermatological diseases.

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    2. PEENEE: It’s a city in Kansas. And Texas.

      It’s also a Country & Western song.

      MAGO: I suddenly feel the need to disinfect everything.

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    1. MISTRESS MADDIE: Just add rum and you’ve got yourself a cocktail.

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  4. I wouldn't use it on my face after THAT. Jx

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    1. JON: Good. This means you’ve been paying attention to my public service announcements.

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  5. Maybe it's Albolene. Feel what a difference Albolene makes.

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  6. Abolone? Oh god! Sorry!I didn't sleep well last night ...

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  7. no joke....i have a container of albolene in my medicine cabinet! my mother told me years ago that her mother swore by it; it was her only cleansing cream. i happened upon it somewhere, someplace & simply HAD to buy it. i believe i've used it twice, halloweens, to get the make-up off.

    never occurred to me to fuck someone with it.

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    1. NORMA: I thought you were a Velva Cream girl.

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    3. Now we know what Norma will be up to this weekend.

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    4. i sent my velva cream to christine ebersole. she's about to open in new york in, "war paint" playing elizabeth arden. who better should have vintage velva?

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    5. I hope you dusted your vintage velva off before handing it over.

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    1. JEFFERY: ♫Stir it up, little darling. ♫

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  9. Cures Dry Dick for a Prettier Pecker..!!

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    1. WALLY: You missed your calling as a Mad Man on Madison Avenue.

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  10. Disturbing.

    **Forgoes kisses and hugs Mistress legs in terror**

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    1. DAMIEN: We all know you’ve seen worse.

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