Do you lick your fingers to flip the pages of books, magazines or newspapers?...
Stop it. Stop it, right NOW.
We do not want your germs.
Unless it's your own personal property and you don't plan on lending it to someone else, do NOT lick your fingers to turn the pages.
Same goes when you're at the office and handing out pages of a report to your colleagues. No finger licking to separate one page from another.
You work in retail and you're counting money into the customer's hand? No finger licking to separate the bills.
If you really need to get a grip, there are products on the market such as rubber finger tips...
Or finger cots...
The Mistress has spoken.
This has been an Infomaniac Public Service Announcement.