Sunday, July 21, 2013

What Colour is Your Pee?

We here at Infomaniac know that you're bursting to answer this question immediately but first, go empty your bladder and make observations.

Consult the chart below and report back to us.



Now you may comment.

And remember to keep hydrated.

43 comments:

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    1. So you have to water down the cherry Schnaps - ah, what a crime!

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  2. Go back and wash your hands.

    Both of you.

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  3. Wow....Sherwin Williams is really getting creative with their paint chips

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    1. JASON: Martha Stewart might have called them “Lemon Souffle” or “Connecticut Sun Yellow.”

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  4. Some people pass that dark stuff off as wine....
    Sx

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  5. I am 50% clear and 50% "you're almost there".

    I pride myself on being ready for a good watersports session 24/7

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    1. DAMIEN: Have you been in training?

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    2. I got a memo. I thought it was from you.

      Of course I am in training.

      I plan to reclaim my title in 2014.


      I have been silent - but not absent - game on bitches.

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    1. LX: “Piss Clear”…its cheeky name deriving from the Black Rock Desert's #1 survival tip: "drink enough water so that you piss clear."

      Words of advice that would make a good Infomaniac Public Service Announcement.

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  7. Water, water, water, I almost only drink water. And juice, my favorite being a mix of orange, pomme grenate and cranberry. Very good for the bladder!

    One cup of coffe or two per day is my only crime really.

    Oh, and a glass of wine once a while... and a bit of white Porto (along with a piece of dark chocolate) on special occasion.

    So yeah, I piss diamond clear!

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    1. HUGGY JON: What is the brand name of your juice?

      Or do you create it yourself?

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    2. Make my own but when I'm lazy, I go for Lassonde's Oasis Nature's Collection, made in Kwebbeck!

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    3. HUGGY JON: I've seen this brand in the supermarket but I didn't know it was "made in Kwebbeck."

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    4. Lassonde Inc began producing apple juice under the brand name Rougemont, since they are located in the city of Rougemont, "la Ville des Pommes" (The Apple City) in the Montérégie where you can find apple orchards for as far as you can see.

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    5. HUGGY JON: Rougemont…known for its apple orchards and sugar shacks.

      It sounds idyllic.

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    1. PRINNY: To match The Freakin' Green Elf Shorts?

      Oh dear, not another stain.

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    2. and here i was hoping that no one would notice me doing handstands under the hand dryer....

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    3. PRINNY: You wouldn’t be the first.

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    4. Very interesting link, thank you.

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  9. In this heat, it's the colour of Lipton Iced Tea. But probably still tastes better. Jx

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    1. JON: I'll bet your tea bags taste sweet.

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    2. JON: Having the effect of raising the blood pressure…and the heartbeat, no doubt!

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    3. You saying my teabags smell like amyl nitrate? Jx

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  10. my pee is the very same color as my parachute.

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    1. NORMA: So when someone offers you the job they say, "You're in!"

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    2. oh Maxine Jiminy, you're my
      favorite headhuntress!

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    3. Stop messing with my initials, Norma, or I'll fire you.

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    4. dearest, i've only just begun.

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    5. And what those initials stand for by the way?

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    6. *ignores Norma and Huggy Jon*

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  11. Mine the same colour as the fourth one down and it tastes a bit like celery.

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  12. I understand that Norma's pee is brown.

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    1. COOKIE: Norma should try wiping from front to back.

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  13. I can substitute beer for water... Right?

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