Tuesday, July 02, 2013

Pool Party

Wake up, Bitches!...


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There's plenty of time to snooze once you're in the pool...



A question first.

Are you wearing fashionable swimwear or beach attire?...


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If not, you will be judged by Mr. Peenee and Norma...


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36 comments:

  1. LẌ6:44 AM, July 02, 2013

    Beachwear.

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    1. The Mistress7:58 AM, July 02, 2013

      LX: I suppose if the message you’re trying to relay about yourself is “Mexican cutie”…

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  2. The Cool Cookie7:36 AM, July 02, 2013

    There's another reason why I don't shop at Sears - International Male style clothing.

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    1. The Mistress7:58 AM, July 02, 2013

      COOKIE: We’re not taking fashion advice from a man who wears Noats.

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  3. The Cool Cookie7:36 AM, July 02, 2013

    FIRST to say first.

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    1. The Mistress7:58 AM, July 02, 2013

      COOKIE: LX is slipping.

      After five years as "Official Infomaniac Pillow Fluffer and Personal IT Consultant to Mistress MJ," he’s become blasé.

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  4. normadesmond9:06 AM, July 02, 2013

    too much birthday cake =
    too much lumpy flesh.

    do they have muumuus at chico's?

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    1. The Mistress9:09 AM, July 02, 2013

      NORMA: Muumuus and caftans.

      And kimonos for kabuki.

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    2. normadesmond9:47 AM, July 02, 2013

      and whiskers on kittens?

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    3. The Mistress11:07 AM, July 02, 2013

      NORMA: The mailman just delivered some unmarked brown paper packages tied up with strings.

      Are those for you?

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    4. The Cool Cookie3:22 PM, July 02, 2013

      He is if its vibrating.

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    5. normadesmond10:17 PM, July 02, 2013

      that's odd, everything i mail is wrapped in brown paper with lots of strings. if felix were around, i bet he'd vouch for that.

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  5. Mistress Maddie10:24 AM, July 02, 2013

    I onyt wear the fashionable, but skimpy swimsuits dear, and is that the only floatation devices you have?

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    1. The Mistress11:08 AM, July 02, 2013

      MISTRESS MADDIE: Norma’s tits should keep you afloat.

      Grab on.

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  6. Princess11:25 AM, July 02, 2013

    I'll be wearing my favourite pink thong...
    I've decided to grow old disgracefully

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  7. Jon DeepBlue4:21 PM, July 02, 2013

    I've put my best suit on...

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    1. The Mistress4:33 PM, July 02, 2013

      HUGGY JON: Looking good but your breath smells like fish.

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  8. Damien8:25 PM, July 02, 2013

    How did you get into the resort?

    I said no paparazzi whilst I table nap!

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    1. The Mistress10:09 PM, July 02, 2013

      DAMIEN: The public is hungry for photos of you, Miss Anastasia Beaverhausen.

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    2. Damien4:27 AM, July 03, 2013

      Please consult my publicist at Beaverhausen Inc....

      Private requests will be considered however.

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    3. The Mistress6:33 AM, July 03, 2013

      DAMIEN: Your publicist told me she can’t keep up with the requests for the 8x10 glossies of you as “Mr. Nude Infomaniac 2009.”

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    4. Damien8:28 AM, July 04, 2013

      Well that bitch only gets $4 an hour so she doesn't exactly work hard....

      I'm already working on reclaiming the title in '14

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    5. The Mistress8:45 AM, July 04, 2013

      DAMIEN: You’ll have some “stiff” competition.

      See sidebar at right for “The Official Penis of Infomaniac” and “The Cookie Monster.”

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  9. kabuki zero12:49 AM, July 03, 2013

    let kabuki hear jack about kabuki's swim kimono and it will be ON

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    1. The Mistress6:34 AM, July 03, 2013

      kabuki: Is it true that the swim kimono has built-in water wings?

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  10. jason1:16 AM, July 03, 2013

    Um....that looks more like Hawaiian Light (in the Espadrilles) to me.

    In other words, where do I send my money?

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  11. mrpeenee4:34 AM, July 03, 2013

    If anyone dares show up not in calypso clam diggers, I'll have to ask the poolboys to escort them out.

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    1. The Mistress6:34 AM, July 03, 2013

      PEENEE: You’ll have to pry the poolboys off Mistress Maddie first.

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  12. Mitzi 7:38 AM, July 03, 2013

    Rita's swimming cozzie and swim cap in this 1974 Palmanova edition of Coronation Street. 13:20 - 13:35 Hilda Ogden singing Y Viva Espana on the balcony.

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    1. The Mistress10:53 AM, July 03, 2013

      MITZI: Flippin’ ‘eck…Emily Bishop in a mini dress!

      Mavis handling a Spaniard’s tools!

      Deirdre unleashed!

      Rita unhooked!...her cozzie, that is. And without makeup!

      I’ve found a photo of the gals on holiday in Majorca in their swimming cozzies.

      Now that you’ve pointed out that 1974 episodes of Corrie exist on YouTube, I’ll never leave the house. These are all new to me.

      I barely recognized Blanche.

      This would have been the era when William Roache (“C**k Roache”) was sleeping with a thousand women…even more women than his character Ken Barlow could claim.

      Ta for the link, Mitzi.

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  13. Ms Scarlet4:53 PM, July 03, 2013

    Summer???
    Big jumper so far.
    Sx

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    1. The Mistress5:29 AM, July 04, 2013

      MISS SCARLET: No snuggling up to the SMEG then?

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  14. Anonymous6:03 PM, July 03, 2013

    No way, it's three-piece-suit or nothing!

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