Saturday, July 06, 2013

Tasteful Trailer Park Living

Mistress MJ leaves today for a week of leisure at the Infomaniac Trailer Park...


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Don't worry about me. I'll be fine.

I have my magazines...


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I've brought along a little rough trade in case my double-wide needs servicing...



I can rest easy knowing that my sinks will be spotless when Norma does the washing up.


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Oh, did I mention that Norma has agreed to come along to keep out the riff-raff?...


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I'll be back around the 13th of July.

See you soon, Bitches!

27 comments:

  1. So you're calling your arse "Double Wide" now...

    Happy tials...

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    1. honey, believe me,
      she wasn't referring to her ass.

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  2. We really must stop leaving at the same time, rumors will start. And I thought your old double wide was closed indefinitely to over use?

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  3. Don't forget to take this darling...

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  4. We had a Travelite trailer, but no Tracy ... or Norma.

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    1. Ours was also a 1954. It didn't have the fancy front and it was a bit longer. It was like this.

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  5. sadly, i have an itch on my hitch.

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  6. Whatever you do, do it in style, darlin'. Travel well, return safe.

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  7. I simply adored Trailer Park Majesty

    http://periodicallyanachronistic.blogspot.com/search/label/Trailer%20Park%20Majesty

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  8. As long as your color coordinated like that top photo, and keep Norma hidden in the cabinet under the sink, I'm sure your double wide will get all the hitching it needs.

    Protect, don't infect.

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  9. Good God, what a fright. Could anything be worse than ending up as that lady looking out the window at a trailer 'park'? (And um, am I free to say what's on my mind here -- does this blog have karma security encryption?)

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  10. oooh oooh oooh Park it next to kabuki. kabuki is cleaning the hibachi as we speak!

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  11. Well, if Provincial Gold is good enough for the Queen (she has a trailer in the grounds of Sandringham, you know. For when she has the girls round for a sleep-over), then it's good enough for a queen. Count me in!

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  12. Bon voyage, ma chérie. And remember, do not text while driving...

    Don't give blow job either!

    Hugs
    Jon

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  13. There's nothing like a trailer straight out of the 1960s or early 70s to make a person feel right at home. Mmmm mmm

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  14. Where's the key for the liquor cabinet? I know that she has some Armagnac hidden ... next to the Celine Dion sampler!

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    1. You are in trouble, Bruder!

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    2. Hold my garden gnome while I pour one in please.

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  15. My double-wide needs servicing too! Please send rough trade to me, when you've done with him, of course! Fanny x

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  16. Double-wide... is that bigger or smaller than Queen size?

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  17. I just need a double, wide or otherwise.
    Sx
    Looking forward to your safe return.

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  18. Do you have one of these ? Love the rough trade, he could wind down my legs on to his hard standing anytime!

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  19. That's quite enough talk of my double-wide, Bitches.

    Mistress MJ is home...and she's armed with "Banned By Infomaniac" bumper stickers.

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  20. I am thinking of buying a pair of crocs. I AM WEARING FLIP FLOPS.
    Do I get a sticker?
    Sx

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    1. *slap THIS on Miss Scarlet's "bumper."*

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