Monday, July 22, 2013

New from D&G

Typical Dolce and Gabbana advertisement...



Dolce and Gabbana, an Italian luxury industry fashion house, are known for their sexy ads.

We would like to suggest THIS as a submission to their next advertising campaign...

15 comments:

  1. What's it called? Old Salty?

    Oh ... and first!

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    1. I was thinking more like "Rollie Pollie"...

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  2. Well, it would make me want to buy something.....anything...to cover the smell.

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  3. We are so in the woods where I live that D&G stands for Dollar General.

    I wouldn't mind jumping in that trunk and letting him twiddle my nipples though.

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  4. this D&G subterfuge was initially
    confusing, but Maybe Jell-o can help me.

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  5. They'd have to change the name of the fragrance from Light Blue to Light Beige

    And, Ew! Is he fondling his moob?

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  6. D&G made some not so nice ads including women too. At least the beau is not tattooed.

    I wonder what is written on Moby Dork's belly ("Beer formed this belly"), something with "hope vanished" here? That's correct, on various levels.

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    1. That's exactly what I was thinking about, but I had forgotten the brand name. Don't they have trained musclemen in undies standing guard of honour for the customer in one of their spots? It should be re-enacted ...

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    2. More oil!

      I thought more of a long line of Moby Dorks standing guard leading to the entrance of a clothes shop ...

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  8. Hello Mistress - your next souvereign is born!

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  9. Right. Enough of this. It's time we announced the Royal birth.

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