Friday, July 19, 2013

Wet Underwear Contest


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And by contest, we simply mean that you Bitches turn the garden hose on one another...


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It's really no contest.

You're all winners.

Mistress MJ is too hot to participate. Would someone kindly bring me a cocktail whilst I watch the fun and frolic from my fainting chaise?

24 comments:

  1. Would you like a Woo Woo Shooter?
    Sx

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  2. watch out bitches cause I feel this is just an introduction for the garden contest. She's gonna start nagging us over and over again for pictures of our garden!

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    1. Are the Blue and DeepBlue families related?

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    2. I do have some ancestrers (on my father's side) burried in the cemetery of Portsmouth, England...

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    3. I have family from both sides who fled to Canada.
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  4. the nozzles of summer....
    ..may we choose our own settings?

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  5. All winners ....or wieners?

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  6. The heatwave continues. With the humidex factored in, today will STILL feel like 44 degrees Celsius (that's over 111 degrees Fahrenheit to you American Bitches.)

    There is a weather alert to the potential development of severe thunderstorms with large hail, damaging winds or heavy rainfall.

    There is also the risk for an isolated TORNADO.

    Mistress MJ is too hot to ban anyone today.

    *returns to fainting chaise and considers moving it to the basement*

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    1. Why not move the fainting chaise to the oubliette... It's way cooler in there... apparently....

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  7. I absolutely cannot participate. You don't want me to melt, do you?

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    1. I don't want to clean it up.

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  8. Nothing beats a jumbo hot dog in a heatwave. Except maybe an ice cream! Jx

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    1. I was expecting the Good Humour Man!

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    2. No idea. We had "Mr Whippy", if that's any help... Jx

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    3. JON: Yes, same thing.

      I just Googled "Mr. Whippy" only to find he and "Mr. Yummy" had been engaged in a turf war.

      Same thing happened in the U.S. with two rival ice cream trucks.

      The action got hot enough to melt their merchandise!

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  9. It does look awfully hot... Try putting your knickers on ice....

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    1. What makes you think Mistress MJ is wearing any knickers?

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    2. Just take care when you sit down, m'love.

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    3. MAGO: Ah, yes…our former “first lady” so to speak.

      Click here and scroll down.

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  10. Very nice first shot. He needs to dry off.

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