Thursday, July 18, 2013

Public Service Announement #22

Just because David Bowie pees into a toaster doesn't mean that you should too.


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Surely this is Photoshopped as we cannot believe that Bowie, who "in the mid-70s, when he was ravaged by cocaine, living off a diet of red peppers and milk and so paranoid that he apparently kept his own urine in a fridge lest persons unknown steal it" would pee in public.

Nonetheless, let this be a reminder to you that water and electricity do not mix.

This has been an Infomaniac Public Service Announcement.

21 comments:

  1. and here i thought he would've
    needed a bagel toaster, you know,
    extra wide slot.

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  2. Ground control to major Tom, your circuits dead, there's something wrong.
    Can you hear me, major Tom?
    Can you hear me, major Tom?
    Can you hear me, major Tom?

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    1. Ha! I bet this never happened to Chris Hadfield.

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    1. AYEM8Y: Proving there’s something for everyone.

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    1. HUGGY JON: Yesterday, Mitzi put me off my breakfast.

      You've done the same today with my lunch.

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  5. And I thought you liked them crispy! *sigh*

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  6. I think this is the mid eighties though. We all peed in toasters then, didn't wee?
    Sx

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    1. I once vomited in a cooking pot - does that count?

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    2. I was thinking that suit and the hair looked much more late Thin White Duke of the 80s than Ziggy Stardust. And I assume David Bowie has pissed in odder places.

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  7. "Blue, blue, electric blue
    That's the colour of my..."

    Jx

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  8. Maybe it's an actual photograph - I mean it would be a wonder if Ziggy/Tom/whatever would feel at least something in his dingalong; he may need stronger stimulants, and 230 V is at least a start.

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  9. I guess he ran out of room in his fridge...
    or is he just warming up his bit of "unsliced white"?....

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  10. I have to say, his aim and his water pressure are both impressive.

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  11. Pshaw...that's nothing.
    When Iman pees into it, it makes French Toast.

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  12. BITCHES: All this talk of peeing into toasters has left Mistress MJ feeling unclean.

    See new post for refreshing diversion.

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