Saturday, July 13, 2013

Honey, I'm Home!

Mistress MJ has returned home from holidays.


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What have I been missing, Bitches?

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    1. And next I'll be giving you a healthy slap.... Now keep your bottom still and stop all that wriggling...

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    2. LX & PRINNY: Don’t make me separate you two.

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    1. HUGGY JON: Stay tuned for Sunday’s post and you can have your pick.

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  3. kabuki solved 3 unsolvable equations, and almost baked a tart!

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    1. kabuki is an unsolvable equation wrapped up in a riddle wrapped up in an enigma wrapped up in a tart.

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  4. I am being a tart and an unsolveable equation. Jx

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    1. JON: That would make you pi, wouldn't it?

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    2. JON: You know better than to say you're like a cake that wants to be baked.

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  5. FIRST! You look fresh as a Daisy! Did you douche using a Hoover?

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    1. did you look out the back window?
      it's a graveyard of destroyed vacuum cleaners.

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    2. TOPHER & NORMA: *slaps bumper stickers on your foreheads*

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    3. I JUST ADORE BELONGING TO EXCLUSIVE CLUBS!!!

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    4. We can hear you, Norma.

      YOU are the one with the ear trumpet.

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  6. Mr Mags got well stroppy about rude emails.
    And the UK swelters in above average temperatures and says: Cor Wot A Scorcher!
    Sx

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    1. MISS SCARLET: That’s all fine and good but tell us what we REALLY want to know…

      Has the Royal Baby arrived yet?

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    2. There is still no sign of our future Queen.
      Sx

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  7. MsScarlet is de-liberating; Mitzi re-decorated; XL got high on gimlets; I kissed Norma and was not told to fuck off.

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    1. MAGO: How far do propose to go with Norma?

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  8. I've been pillaged by blogger, remember that gorgeous picture of the two tramps sat on a bench? Gone! They even disabled my cursor in the 'compose' mode, however I have since learnt by clicking and unclicking the link button, it brings the cursor back. Oh, and...

    Welcome Home MJ!

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    1. MITZI: Peters and Lee? Had I been a viewer of “The Des O’Connor Show,” I wouldn’t have had to Google them. And Lennie Peters was Charlie Watt’s uncle!

      Why on earth would blogger remove your tramps and disable your cursor?

      It’s enough to make me spit.

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  9. Welcome home Darling...
    *crawls back under the doona*

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    1. PRINNY: Does your doona need fluffing?

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  10. Yes, welcome home!

    You've only missed dining on blue plastic baby sperm whales and trying on the Klingon romper suit Princess fashioned out of the USS Enterprise's curtains.

    P.S. (as Miss Scarlet's already pointed out) Cor Wot A Scorcher! I hope you didn't get yours scorched?

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    1. MR. DeVICE: Wot?

      I'll pop 'round on Sunday to see what hijinks you've been up to.

      Should I wear protective clothing?

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    2. Definitely. The romper suit's are in the wash after LX spewed purple puke all over them.

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  11. BITCHES: Mistress MJ will drop by to visit you all on Sunday.

    In the meantime, I've a mega post of men to get out to you.

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