Saturday, July 13, 2013

Honey, I'm Home!

Mistress MJ has returned home from holidays.


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What have I been missing, Bitches?
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31 comments:

  1. LẌ7:22 AM, July 13, 2013

    Princess pinched me.

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    1. Princess11:46 AM, July 13, 2013

      And next I'll be giving you a healthy slap.... Now keep your bottom still and stop all that wriggling...

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    2. The Mistress5:24 PM, July 13, 2013

      LX & PRINNY: Don’t make me separate you two.

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  2. Jon DeepBlue8:10 AM, July 13, 2013

    I want my gift NOW!

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    1. The Mistress5:25 PM, July 13, 2013

      HUGGY JON: Stay tuned for Sunday’s post and you can have your pick.

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  3. kabuki zero8:31 AM, July 13, 2013

    kabuki solved 3 unsolvable equations, and almost baked a tart!

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    1. The Mistress5:26 PM, July 13, 2013

      kabuki is an unsolvable equation wrapped up in a riddle wrapped up in an enigma wrapped up in a tart.

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  4. Jon8:36 AM, July 13, 2013

    I am being a tart and an unsolveable equation. Jx

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  5. Topher8:41 AM, July 13, 2013

    FIRST! You look fresh as a Daisy! Did you douche using a Hoover?

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    1. normadesmond8:47 AM, July 13, 2013

      did you look out the back window?
      it's a graveyard of destroyed vacuum cleaners.

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    2. The Mistress5:26 PM, July 13, 2013

      TOPHER & NORMA: *slaps bumper stickers on your foreheads*

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    3. normadesmond5:49 PM, July 13, 2013

      I JUST ADORE BELONGING TO EXCLUSIVE CLUBS!!!

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    4. The Mistress9:28 PM, July 13, 2013

      We can hear you, Norma.

      YOU are the one with the ear trumpet.

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  6. Ms Scarlet8:59 AM, July 13, 2013

    Mr Mags got well stroppy about rude emails.
    And the UK swelters in above average temperatures and says: Cor Wot A Scorcher!
    Sx

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    1. The Mistress5:27 PM, July 13, 2013

      MISS SCARLET: That’s all fine and good but tell us what we REALLY want to know…

      Has the Royal Baby arrived yet?

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    2. Ms Scarlet5:36 PM, July 13, 2013

      There is still no sign of our future Queen.
      Sx

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    3. Jon5:50 PM, July 13, 2013

      ...of either sex. Jx

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    4. The Mistress9:27 PM, July 13, 2013

      Ha!@Jon.

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  7. Anonymous10:41 AM, July 13, 2013

    MsScarlet is de-liberating; Mitzi re-decorated; XL got high on gimlets; I kissed Norma and was not told to fuck off.

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  8. Mitzi 11:39 AM, July 13, 2013

    I've been pillaged by blogger, remember that gorgeous picture of the two tramps sat on a bench? Gone! They even disabled my cursor in the 'compose' mode, however I have since learnt by clicking and unclicking the link button, it brings the cursor back. Oh, and...

    Welcome Home MJ!

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    1. The Mistress5:28 PM, July 13, 2013

      MITZI: Peters and Lee? Had I been a viewer of “The Des O’Connor Show,” I wouldn’t have had to Google them. And Lennie Peters was Charlie Watt’s uncle!

      Why on earth would blogger remove your tramps and disable your cursor?

      It’s enough to make me spit.

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  9. Princess11:49 AM, July 13, 2013

    Welcome home Darling...
    *crawls back under the doona*

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  10. Inexplicable DeVice5:40 PM, July 13, 2013

    Yes, welcome home!

    You've only missed dining on blue plastic baby sperm whales and trying on the Klingon romper suit Princess fashioned out of the USS Enterprise's curtains.

    P.S. (as Miss Scarlet's already pointed out) Cor Wot A Scorcher! I hope you didn't get yours scorched?

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    1. The Mistress9:31 PM, July 13, 2013

      MR. DeVICE: Wot?

      I'll pop 'round on Sunday to see what hijinks you've been up to.

      Should I wear protective clothing?

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    2. Inexplicable DeVice5:06 AM, July 14, 2013

      Definitely. The romper suit's are in the wash after LX spewed purple puke all over them.

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  11. The Mistress9:32 PM, July 13, 2013

    BITCHES: Mistress MJ will drop by to visit you all on Sunday.

    In the meantime, I've a mega post of men to get out to you.

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