Wednesday, July 17, 2013

Public Service Announcement #21

Beat the heat, Bitches.

As you can see, Mistress MJ is doing her best to keep cool...


[photo by Jacques Biederer]

The heatwave continues and with the humidex factored in, today will feel like 44 degrees Celsius (that's over 111 degrees Fahrenheit to you American Bitches.)

We here at Infomaniac advise you to SLIP-SLOP-SLAP if you plan on spending any time out in the sun...


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And we cannot stress this enough. Keep hydrated...


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This has been an Infomaniac Public Service Announcement.

20 comments:

  1. One word DRIPPING and not in a good way!

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  2. Dripping like Stephen Hawking's mouth!

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    1. You've put me off my brekkie.

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  3. I am flushed and glowy... even after reading Mitzi's comment.
    Sx

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  4. Too late! The Mistress already has heat stroke! That's a heat lamp!

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    1. LX beat me to it; on the other hand, a fan would only lead to cystitis.

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    2. Perhaps that's the only way The Mistress gets moist these days?

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  5. I feel for you Bitches. But not much. Here in the armpit of Florida it's usually 90 to 100 degrees this time of year with about 99.9% humidity. It's been in the 80's with mild humidity and after the everyday rainstorms the temp drops a bit more. It's not supposed to do that.

    Not complaining though.

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  6. i'll take my beverage in a bottle,
    a sealed glass bottle. thank you.

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  7. Here the ambient temperature is supposedly 30C (or 86F), but, being London - with all its traffic and buildings - it is definitely hotter than that. I love it! Jx

    PS I haven't felt the need to wee on myself yet. However some people on public transport smell like they have - maybe they just charged their phone?

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  8. As I type this at 16h56, lightening, thunder and rain over Montreal from the West. That means Mistress must be totally drenched right now.

    Lets hope this purges the air from excessive moisture.

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  9. It remains cold and dark here... perhaps turning on a light and borrowing that heat lamp would help a little... The weather beureau has just issued storm warnings for flash flooding and up to 130km/hr winds...
    *starts battening down hatches*

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  10. In the meantime, San Francisco's high is supposed to hit 68 F (20 C.) That's just how we roll, bitches.

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  11. Another hot one today, Bitches.

    Mistress MJ has recuperated from her heat lamp episode and is ready to post again.

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