Sunday, July 21, 2013

What Colour is Your Pee?

We here at Infomaniac know that you're bursting to answer this question immediately but first, go empty your bladder and make observations.

Consult the chart below and report back to us.



Now you may comment.

And remember to keep hydrated.
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43 comments:

  1. Anonymous7:58 AM, July 21, 2013

    Ersta!

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  2. LẌ8:09 AM, July 21, 2013

    Number 1!

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    1. Anonymous8:13 AM, July 21, 2013

      So you have to water down the cherry Schnaps - ah, what a crime!

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  3. The Mistress8:15 AM, July 21, 2013

    Go back and wash your hands.

    Both of you.

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  4. jason8:24 AM, July 21, 2013

    Wow....Sherwin Williams is really getting creative with their paint chips

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    1. The Mistress8:36 AM, July 21, 2013

      JASON: Martha Stewart might have called them “Lemon Souffle” or “Connecticut Sun Yellow.”

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  5. Ms Scarlet8:25 AM, July 21, 2013

    Some people pass that dark stuff off as wine....
    Sx

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  6. Damien8:48 AM, July 21, 2013

    I am 50% clear and 50% "you're almost there".

    I pride myself on being ready for a good watersports session 24/7

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    1. The Mistress8:54 AM, July 21, 2013

      DAMIEN: Have you been in training?

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    2. Damien8:35 AM, July 22, 2013

      I got a memo. I thought it was from you.

      Of course I am in training.

      I plan to reclaim my title in 2014.


      I have been silent - but not absent - game on bitches.

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  7. LẌ8:50 AM, July 21, 2013

    Piss Clear: alternative newspaper at Burning Man.

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    1. The Mistress8:54 AM, July 21, 2013

      LX: “Piss Clear”…its cheeky name deriving from the Black Rock Desert's #1 survival tip: "drink enough water so that you piss clear."

      Words of advice that would make a good Infomaniac Public Service Announcement.

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  8. Jon DeepBlue9:56 AM, July 21, 2013

    Water, water, water, I almost only drink water. And juice, my favorite being a mix of orange, pomme grenate and cranberry. Very good for the bladder!

    One cup of coffe or two per day is my only crime really.

    Oh, and a glass of wine once a while... and a bit of white Porto (along with a piece of dark chocolate) on special occasion.

    So yeah, I piss diamond clear!

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    1. The Mistress10:04 AM, July 21, 2013

      HUGGY JON: What is the brand name of your juice?

      Or do you create it yourself?

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    2. Jon DeepBlue11:41 AM, July 21, 2013

      Make my own but when I'm lazy, I go for Lassonde's Oasis Nature's Collection, made in Kwebbeck!

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    3. The Mistress12:28 PM, July 21, 2013

      HUGGY JON: I've seen this brand in the supermarket but I didn't know it was "made in Kwebbeck."

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    4. Jon DeepBlue5:23 PM, July 21, 2013

      Lassonde Inc began producing apple juice under the brand name Rougemont, since they are located in the city of Rougemont, "la Ville des Pommes" (The Apple City) in the Montérégie where you can find apple orchards for as far as you can see.

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    5. The Mistress8:22 AM, July 22, 2013

      HUGGY JON: Rougemont…known for its apple orchards and sugar shacks.

      It sounds idyllic.

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  9. Princess10:12 AM, July 21, 2013

    I was going to say Green...

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    1. The Mistress10:20 AM, July 21, 2013

      PRINNY: To match The Freakin' Green Elf Shorts?

      Oh dear, not another stain.

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    2. Princess10:32 AM, July 21, 2013

      and here i was hoping that no one would notice me doing handstands under the hand dryer....

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    3. The Mistress10:34 AM, July 21, 2013

      PRINNY: You wouldn’t be the first.

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    4. Anonymous5:42 PM, July 21, 2013

      Very interesting link, thank you.

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    5. The Mistress8:23 AM, July 22, 2013

      MAGO: Bitte schön.

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  10. Jon10:59 AM, July 21, 2013

    In this heat, it's the colour of Lipton Iced Tea. But probably still tastes better. Jx

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    1. The Mistress12:29 PM, July 21, 2013

      JON: I'll bet your tea bags taste sweet.

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    2. Jon3:50 PM, July 21, 2013

      Salty. Jx

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    3. The Mistress8:23 AM, July 22, 2013

      JON: Having the effect of raising the blood pressure…and the heartbeat, no doubt!

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    4. Jon3:05 PM, July 22, 2013

      You saying my teabags smell like amyl nitrate? Jx

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  11. normadesmond12:38 PM, July 21, 2013

    my pee is the very same color as my parachute.

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    1. The Mistress12:42 PM, July 21, 2013

      NORMA: So when someone offers you the job they say, "You're in!"

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    2. normadesmond12:58 PM, July 21, 2013

      oh Maxine Jiminy, you're my
      favorite headhuntress!

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    3. The Mistress1:37 PM, July 21, 2013

      Stop messing with my initials, Norma, or I'll fire you.

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    4. normadesmond3:57 PM, July 21, 2013

      dearest, i've only just begun.

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    5. Jon DeepBlue5:17 PM, July 21, 2013

      And what those initials stand for by the way?

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    6. The Mistress8:23 AM, July 22, 2013

      *ignores Norma and Huggy Jon*

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  12. Mitzi 1:32 PM, July 21, 2013

    Mine the same colour as the fourth one down and it tastes a bit like celery.

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  13. The Cool Cookie5:31 PM, July 21, 2013

    I understand that Norma's pee is brown.

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    1. The Mistress8:24 AM, July 22, 2013

      COOKIE: Norma should try wiping from front to back.

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  14. designing wally6:24 AM, July 22, 2013

    I can substitute beer for water... Right?

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