Sunday, June 09, 2013

Wash Your Sins Away Sunday

We have installed a portable baptistry at the Church of Infomaniac...


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For baptismal uses only.
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  1. Inexplicable DeVice5:14 AM, June 09, 2013

    Yay! First!

    I get to bath in clean, unsullied water!


    Arrrrgh! It burns! It burns!

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  2. Anonymous7:47 AM, June 09, 2013

    AARSCHBOMBE !

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    1. The Mistress8:42 AM, June 09, 2013

      MAGO: Splashdiving…synchronized swimming’s crazy cousin.

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    2. Anonymous9:28 AM, June 09, 2013

      Will there be a wed t-shirt contest too?

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    3. The Mistress10:11 AM, June 09, 2013

      Does this LOOK like a disco to you?

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  3. Princess7:47 AM, June 09, 2013

    What's with this hat and broomstick?...

    "Dorothy! You're in big trouble missy! If I've told you once I've told you a thousand times... Don't throw buckets of water over little old ladies sweeping their footpaths"

    I think I'll opt for the Full Immersion thanks Mistress....

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    1. The Mistress8:42 AM, June 09, 2013

      *holds Prinny under water*

      Rumour has it that you can hold your breath a long time without coming up for air.

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    2. Princess8:57 AM, June 09, 2013

      Well that's dependant on what I have rammed to the gills darling...

      but above water.... on occasion... I have been known to breathe through my ears....

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    3. The Mistress10:12 AM, June 09, 2013

      I've found your phone number in lipstick on the inside of the font.

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  4. Jon DeepBlue10:39 AM, June 09, 2013

    YES BAPTIZE ME! BAPTISE ME! YES BABY!


    OINT ME WITH YOUR HOLY CHRISM!


    Sorry. I think I got all excited by.... Plaese, carry on with the ceremony.

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    1. The Mistress10:53 AM, June 09, 2013

      HUGGY JON: Baptême!

      I'm fingering my rosary beads as we speak!

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  5. Muscato10:59 AM, June 09, 2013

    How the hell were you meant to get into and out of that thing, let alone in wringing wet robes? I think it needs a trapeze that comes down to lift one out, a la the Late Great Miss Esther Williams...

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  6. Mistress Maddie1:05 PM, June 09, 2013

    Helloooooooo! MJ what are you thinking? It will take to long to wash these sins away. And beside, the pastor above looks like he is fingering the women with his free hand, and giving hands jobs to the men.....I'm guessing.

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    1. The Mistress7:55 PM, June 09, 2013

      MISTRESS MADDIE: I’m surprised you haven’t filled the portable baptistry with gin!

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    2. Mistress Maddie8:36 PM, June 09, 2013

      I'm just back give me time!

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  7. normadesmond2:08 PM, June 09, 2013

    i hope there's a little plaque inside
    that reads: we don't swim in your
    toilet, so don't piss in our pool!

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  8. jason4:13 PM, June 09, 2013

    Well, not to brag, but my church has a lobster tank.

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    1. normadesmond5:02 PM, June 09, 2013

      and is there drawn butter in that thingy they swing around?

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    2. The Mistress7:57 PM, June 09, 2013

      JASON: Let’s turn this portable baptistry into a dunk tank.

      We’ll place NORMA on the seat and charge admission for the other Bitches to throw balls at her.

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    3. Mistress Maddie8:38 PM, June 09, 2013

      It will be great fun...a drunken dunk tank! I just hope the lobsters don't pinch Norma in the coochie!

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    4. Jon DeepBlue8:52 PM, June 09, 2013

      I see a bitch fight in a near future...

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  9. The Cool Cookie5:10 PM, June 09, 2013

    Cookie was once president of a Statewide historical organization and a dying Baptist congregation gave us their church. It included a baptismal tub on the stage, but it leaked. We sold the building for a dollar to developer who turned it into artist lofts that rented for market rate (with no mark up). It was the most stressful six months of my life.

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    1. The Mistress7:57 PM, June 09, 2013

      COOKIE: The Church of Infomaniac apologizes if we have dredged up painful memories but we will not accept responsibility for your therapy bills.

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