Tuesday, June 11, 2013

Ménage à Trois of the Month

You're all familiar with our "Couple of the Month" feature.

Welcome to a new series here on Infomaniac, entitled "Ménage à Trois of the Month."


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Tell us if you'd like this to be a regular feature.

27 comments:

  1. Just so long as it doesn't include vacuum pumping of the labia, I'm all for it.

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    1. I can't promise that, Cookie.

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  2. Oh, God. I suppose it couldn't be worse than some things we've seen around here.

    In regard to this picture: the only thing I really don't understand is the motivation to put the floral arrangement front and center. Just how awful are that guy's knees?

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    1. I think they were placed there to hide the fact that he is kneeling on his scrtotum Muscato...

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    2. MUSCATO & PRINNY: Let’s take a closer look.

      It’s a wonder he doesn’t trip over them.

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  3. I prefer a feature on flower arrangement.
    That's what this post is about, right ?

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    1. JASON: Today’s lesson: Artfully arranging a single bud vase.

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  4. is the guy kneeling an accountant showing his skills at double entry and fliping the bird at the same time?

    It could almost be a postcard saying.. "Wish you were here but I have my mouth full"

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    1. WHAT Princess? I must retrieve my opera glasses. His bird looks dead to me.

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    2. PRINNY & MISTRESS MADDIE: A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.

      Or something.

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  5. yeah, yeah, whatever you want tootes. But it's all fun and games till one sits there flabby ass down on those cheap thorny rose stems.

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    1. MISTRESS MADDIE: Thorny?

      You won’t feel a thing…just a little prick.

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    2. oh my God, my doctor said that once too!

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  6. "Two-sies beats onesies, but nuzzing beats three!"

    Just not with them. Nor the funeral flowers.

    Jx

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    1. JON: A lyric for every occasion, you.

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  7. What a coincidence! Just this evening I received an offer via e-mail for a threesome from a "Michelle" and a "Sandra!" It involved money though...

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    1. LX: Why don’t you pass the offer along to your “friend?”

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  8. whenever i'm in vegas, i always make it a point to go hear the mcguire sisters, so i'm a bit shocked to see them en flagrante like this.

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  9. I suppose the more we whine against the idea, the more convinced you'll be to flaunt it in our faces. That's just how you are.

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    1. PEENEE: Damn you for seeing right through me.

      *removes Peenee’s X-ray specs*

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  10. Just think, without the flowers, some could see this image as a crass, vile, attention-seeking horror. Instead, it's become a thing of beauty that someone like Margo Ledbetter/Bree Van De Kamp would have on display in pride of place in the good parlour.

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    1. MR. DeVICE: I know for a fact that your nickname is Margo and that your alter ego is Bree Van de Kamp.

      It’s no surprise you’re a gin drinker.

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    2. Is that sound coming from the Gincuzzi, Mr. DeVice?

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