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Cookies are pretty far down on the list of my addictions.
I'll do ANYTHING!Period!JUST GIVE IT TO ME
Extra salt, sugar, and fat, please!
Are any of you Bitches interested in an extra serving of the Cookie Monster?
I thought I made myself clear!
You'd do anything for moi?
Dishes, yes.Toilets, no.
"a" is for auntie.
I was going to say i'd do anything for the Cookie Monster but you beat me to it Mistress...I guess having it permanently attached to your sidebar helps...
I look most fetching in a floral pinny whilst wielding a whisk... or a dish cloth, and I make a fine cup of rosy lee in which to dunk the cookie.Sx
Oh hai Miss Scarlet... Have you been away?
Indeed I have... I am pasty white now with a little windburn around the ears... the joys of a British summer holiday.Sx
Carpet burn, did you say, Miss Scarlet?
Oh, she's been a terror, she has, without you to calm her down. Had to have Nurse give her a midol enema and then they were both pouty all day.
Did I lift the ban on you, Peenee?
Mistress MJ is addicted to Hobnobs.The rest of you are addicted to knobs.
Hobnobs are even better covered in plain chocolate.As are knobs.Jx
Spot on, Jon.
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ReplyDeleteCookies are pretty far down on the list of my addictions.
DeleteI'll do ANYTHING!
ReplyDeletePeriod!
JUST GIVE IT TO ME
Extra salt, sugar, and fat, please!
ReplyDeleteAre any of you Bitches interested in an extra serving of the Cookie Monster?
ReplyDeleteI thought I made myself clear!
DeleteYou'd do anything for moi?
ReplyDeleteDishes, yes.
DeleteToilets, no.
"a" is for auntie.
ReplyDeleteI was going to say i'd do anything for the Cookie Monster but you beat me to it Mistress...
ReplyDeleteI guess having it permanently attached to your sidebar helps...
I look most fetching in a floral pinny whilst wielding a whisk... or a dish cloth, and I make a fine cup of rosy lee in which to dunk the cookie.
ReplyDeleteSx
Oh hai Miss Scarlet... Have you been away?
ReplyDeleteIndeed I have... I am pasty white now with a little windburn around the ears... the joys of a British summer holiday.
DeleteSx
Carpet burn, did you say, Miss Scarlet?
DeleteOh, she's been a terror, she has, without you to calm her down. Had to have Nurse give her a midol enema and then they were both pouty all day.
DeleteDid I lift the ban on you, Peenee?
DeleteMistress MJ is addicted to Hobnobs.
ReplyDeleteThe rest of you are addicted to knobs.
Hobnobs are even better covered in plain chocolate.
DeleteAs are knobs.
Jx
Spot on, Jon.
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