Sometime this summer, Mistress MJ will be asking you to submit photo(s) of your garden.
If you don’t have a garden, send a photo of your houseplants or lawn ornaments. Or for those style queens amongst you, a photo of your artfully arranged cut flowers.
Remember to include a brief blurb with your photo(s).
Get growing, Bitches!
Is The Mistress partial to mono grass? Uh, I'm asking for "a friend."
ReplyDeleteI am hopeless at this anal event... so this year I am simply going to cheat. No one will be any the wiser.
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Reminds me to get rid of the hay on the windowsill before it self-ignites ...
ReplyDeleteSay Cheeeeeeze!
ReplyDeleteMust I show my testicles along with the plants?
ReplyDeleteNo testicles? No popsicles!
DeleteAhhh... What a marvelous specimen of "Annus Testiculatum" you have there MJ.
ReplyDeleteIt's creamy double orbed bloom eventually opens to a centre of rosebud pink...below wich are displayed the two weighty fruits suspended in a singular hairy pod... Although this one looks like it may be the hairless variety...
One should be cautioned when approaching for a sniff as at times this bloom has been known to emit a rather noxious perfume which I believe can only be rectified by sitting it upon a cake...
HA!
Deletewell, this certainly takes green thumbs
ReplyDeleteoff the bargaining table, doesn't it?
Brown thumbs, maybe? Jx
DeleteHope he knows to keep them danglies out of the nettle patch. Or maybe he doesn't....
ReplyDeleteYou so wicked, Roses! ;)
Deletei've never enjoyed hearing my cake.
ReplyDeleteThen don't put your face so close to it, Norma.
ReplyDeleteyour talent as a coloratura drew me in.
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