Thursday, June 20, 2013

Testicle Tuesday Meets Filthy Friday on Thursday

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  1. LẌ6:17 AM, June 20, 2013

    Air on a G String!"

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    1. The Mistress7:07 PM, June 20, 2013

      LX: Ha! I wish I’d made this a caption contest.

      You would have finally won something!

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    2. normadesmond8:10 PM, June 20, 2013

      but look at how he holds his bow hand?

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  2. Anonymous6:59 AM, June 20, 2013

    Rip it up?

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  3. The Cool Cookie7:41 AM, June 20, 2013

    Plasto-Man uses his super human talents to .....

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    1. The Mistress7:07 PM, June 20, 2013

      COOKIE: This is not the sort of thing Gumby is known for.

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  4. normadesmond8:44 AM, June 20, 2013

    If the mountain won't come to Muhammad then Muhammad must go to the mountain.

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  5. designing wally9:04 AM, June 20, 2013

    My friends call me "Stretch"...

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  6. jason10:58 AM, June 20, 2013

    Cute
    I bet his nickname is Taffy.

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    1. Mistress Maddie1:40 PM, June 20, 2013

      HA! Jason are you up for a good game of taffy pull?

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    2. The Mistress7:08 PM, June 20, 2013

      JASON & MISTRESS MADDIE: The instructions for a taffy pull say to “pull the taffy until it is light in color and STIFF.”

      “Pulling taffy is physically exhausting. Be sure to find a comfortable position or people to help you, if you do not think you can pull for at least 30 minutes.”

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  7. Anonymous1:39 PM, June 20, 2013

    What.

    The.

    Mother.

    Fuck.

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    1. The Mistress7:08 PM, June 20, 2013

      KEVIN: ♫You say you want a KEVolution♫

      Welcome back, Bitch.

      Now can you do something about that crack ho mayor of yours?

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    2. Jon DeepBlue9:24 PM, June 20, 2013

      If only crack was the problem over here..... *sigh*

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    3. The Mistress9:38 PM, June 20, 2013

      HUGGY JON: I know you’re referring to the mayor of Montreal but you Bitches have much BIGGER PROBLEMS at the moment.

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  8. Mistress Maddie1:39 PM, June 20, 2013

    good Gawd, wouldn't it be easier and less painful to go on Craiglist and find someone to forge his nuts.

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    1. The Mistress7:09 PM, June 20, 2013

      MISTRESS MADDIE: Offering a testicle on Craigslist is a good way to get Super Bowl tickets.

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  9. Anonymous5:55 PM, June 20, 2013

    Not exactly what Denise Lasalle meant, but well, Taffy tries!

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    1. The Mistress7:09 PM, June 20, 2013

      MAGO: Lick it before you stick it!

      I’m getting t-shirts made up with this slogan.

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  10. Princess7:13 PM, June 20, 2013

    All I can say is ... Ooooouch!!!

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  11. ayeM8y7:59 PM, June 20, 2013

    "I wouldn't suck your lousy dick if I was suffocating and there was oxygen in your balls!"

    It must be true.

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    1. The Mistress9:39 PM, June 20, 2013

      AYEM8Y: You would be stiff competition for LX had this been a caption contest.

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    2. designing wally10:22 PM, June 20, 2013

      Oh, Taffy...

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  12. Jon9:04 PM, June 20, 2013

    Maybe he needs the salt? Jx

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    1. The Mistress9:40 PM, June 20, 2013

      JON: “Suck on my red hot salty chocolate balls”?

      That is the line that won Norma the Infomaniac Bakeoff.

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    2. normadesmond11:09 PM, June 20, 2013

      yup....that line and a crisp twenty in everyone's pocket.

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