Monday, June 10, 2013

Urinal Cake

Should the Infomaniac bathroom renovation include a urinal?


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Should it include cake?
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30 comments:

  1. Riley10:13 PM, June 10, 2013

    OMG I'm usually very last to post a comment at The Infomaniac, if at all I'm so late to the party normally... here goes:

    FIRST!

    (I'm easily amused)

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    1. The Mistress10:26 PM, June 10, 2013

      Don't get TOO excited or you'll pee yourself!

      Lucky for you there's a urinal handy.

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  2. Riley10:22 PM, June 10, 2013

    P.S. Mistress MJ did you know that the word "infomania" was introduced into the dictionary last year: "The compulsive desire to check or accumulate new and information, typically via cell phone or computer".

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    1. The Mistress10:28 PM, June 10, 2013

      Mistress MJ has been using this word since before Al Gore invented the Internet.

      It took the rest of the world a long time to catch up.

      in•fo•ma•ni•a
      noun
      1. excessive enthusiasm for acquiring knowledge.

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  3. Riley10:32 PM, June 10, 2013

    OK, now that I've calmed down... commentary about the topic at hand - urinals cakes. It really is a love/hate thing. They stink. But piss stinks worse. So "go urinal cakes!?"

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    1. The Mistress8:05 AM, June 11, 2013

      RILEY: Mistress MJ is making you the official cheerleader for urinal cakes.

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  4. Memphis1:56 AM, June 11, 2013

    OK, that is a GREAT urinal cake!

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    1. The Mistress8:05 AM, June 11, 2013

      MEMPHIS STEVE: We haven’t seen you here on Infomaniac in over a year.

      Who knew it would take a urinal cake to bring you back?

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  5. jason2:18 AM, June 11, 2013

    Is that a Little Debbie?
    (Something one never wants to hear at a urinal)

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  6. Inexplicable DeVice3:53 AM, June 11, 2013

    No! No urinal, and definitely no cake. I'm already too traumatised from your usual cake-based antics to cope with pissing on cake now.

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  7. Anonymous6:12 AM, June 11, 2013

    I think this cakething is gross, damn impractical, and splash-prone - I don't want to piss on my own trousers, so a clear NO to both. If the masses can't live without standing pee, big NONO to cake or anything else in the urinal that is not laquered or painted or whatever into the ceramic; it will get dirty and stink, poor sod who has to clean this.

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  8. Anonymous6:13 AM, June 11, 2013

    BTW, where is the official pillow fluffer?

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  9. Jon DeepBlue6:49 AM, June 11, 2013

    I know some bitches who would glady chew on such cake...

    and I'm NOT one of them!

    I like to have my drinks deliver directly to my mouth!

    There!

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  10. Princess8:49 AM, June 11, 2013

    If things take their usual form around here... it wont be long till someone throws up cake in the urinal...

    I'm certain that your lemon tree will thank you for being so considerate...

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    1. The Mistress8:58 AM, June 11, 2013

      PRINNY: One might want to pluck one of the lemons from the tree at that point.

      Lemon juice is a home remedy for nausea and vomiting.

      Mix together 1 teaspoon honey and 1 teaspoon lemon juice.

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  11. Princess9:10 AM, June 11, 2013

    Lemons are also apparently and age old form of cotraception! Half a lemon with some of the flesh scooped out and placed over the cervix
    helps to stop the swimmers from swimming... Not only can they stop you from vomiting but they also stop you from getting up the duff...

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    1. The Mistress9:11 AM, June 11, 2013

      PRINNY: I'm squeezing as we speak.

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    2. Princess9:11 AM, June 11, 2013

      One held between the knees also helps according to Grandmama...

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    3. The Mistress9:16 AM, June 11, 2013

      PRINNY: Well, lemon is the perfect accompaniment for fish.

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  12. ayeM8y12:09 PM, June 11, 2013

    Of course you should have a urinal. No more fussing about the lid being up or down or guys pissing all over the place and giving them a little cake as a reward for hitting the target...BRILlIANT!

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    1. Anonymous12:15 PM, June 11, 2013

      No more patio pee contests?

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    2. The Mistress1:22 PM, June 11, 2013

      AYEM8Y & MAGO: Ah yes, pissing on the patio.

      This guy votes for no urinals.

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  13. Jon9:02 PM, June 11, 2013

    You should have a party! Jx

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