OMG I'm usually very last to post a comment at The Infomaniac, if at all I'm so late to the party normally... here goes:FIRST!(I'm easily amused)
Don't get TOO excited or you'll pee yourself!Lucky for you there's a urinal handy.
P.S. Mistress MJ did you know that the word "infomania" was introduced into the dictionary last year: "The compulsive desire to check or accumulate new and information, typically via cell phone or computer".
Mistress MJ has been using this word since before Al Gore invented the Internet.It took the rest of the world a long time to catch up.in•fo•ma•ni•anoun 1. excessive enthusiasm for acquiring knowledge.
OK, now that I've calmed down... commentary about the topic at hand - urinals cakes. It really is a love/hate thing. They stink. But piss stinks worse. So "go urinal cakes!?"
RILEY: Mistress MJ is making you the official cheerleader for urinal cakes.
OK, that is a GREAT urinal cake!
MEMPHIS STEVE: We haven’t seen you here on Infomaniac in over a year.Who knew it would take a urinal cake to bring you back?
Is that a Little Debbie?(Something one never wants to hear at a urinal)
JASON: Little Debbie or Jos. Louis?
No! No urinal, and definitely no cake. I'm already too traumatised from your usual cake-based antics to cope with pissing on cake now.
MR. DeVICE: It’s cake FARTING, not cake pissing.
I think this cakething is gross, damn impractical, and splash-prone - I don't want to piss on my own trousers, so a clear NO to both. If the masses can't live without standing pee, big NONO to cake or anything else in the urinal that is not laquered or painted or whatever into the ceramic; it will get dirty and stink, poor sod who has to clean this.
MAGO: Why don’t you calm down with some Corgi pictures?
BTW, where is the official pillow fluffer?
He must have won something.
I know some bitches who would glady chew on such cake...and I'm NOT one of them!I like to have my drinks deliver directly to my mouth!There!
HUGGY JON: Okay, here you go.
If things take their usual form around here... it wont be long till someone throws up cake in the urinal...I'm certain that your lemon tree will thank you for being so considerate...
PRINNY: One might want to pluck one of the lemons from the tree at that point.Lemon juice is a home remedy for nausea and vomiting.Mix together 1 teaspoon honey and 1 teaspoon lemon juice.
Lemons are also apparently and age old form of cotraception! Half a lemon with some of the flesh scooped out and placed over the cervixhelps to stop the swimmers from swimming... Not only can they stop you from vomiting but they also stop you from getting up the duff...
PRINNY: I'm squeezing as we speak.
One held between the knees also helps according to Grandmama...
PRINNY: Well, lemon is the perfect accompaniment for fish.
Of course you should have a urinal. No more fussing about the lid being up or down or guys pissing all over the place and giving them a little cake as a reward for hitting the target...BRILlIANT!
No more patio pee contests?
AYEM8Y & MAGO: Ah yes, pissing on the patio.This guy votes for no urinals.
You should have a party! Jx
JON: I’ll drink to that!