Thursday, June 06, 2013

Prancercise!

Get off your arses and PRANCERCISE, Bitches!



Caution: Video clip may contain CAMELTOE...



21 comments:

  1. Yay First!

    That's just nasty! But at least its a change from my wanking research... My wrists were quite tired...

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  2. That cameltoe almost becomes a moose knuckle... Are you sure that's not peenee moonlighting?...

    I just need to find a big park with no people so i can fully immerse myself in prancercising... Or... As I now like to call it... "Princessercising!"

    Now if i can just find my ankle weights...

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    1. I'm convinced it's Peenee in a wig.

      Whether it's Peeneecising or Princessercising, Infomaniac Bitches are doin' it!

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  3. the first thing they teach you in
    make-up class is to not outline your lips.

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    1. NORMA: Maybe she’s going for the Chola look.

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  4. Is there an early bird discount at the buffet? Uh, I'm asking for "a friend."

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    1. LX: Is your friend interested in the "all you can eat" special?

      Shouldn’t you be XL-ercising?

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  5. I actually look better than that in a wig, but that's not saying much.

    What I love about this is collision between Ms Rohrback's Mall Lady (now with moose knuckle!) and the easy listening/death metal/grunge soundtrack. I bet she has to sneak into that park when the rangers, who have banned her for life, are not looking.

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    1. PEENEE: I bet it’s finally got Kenny Loggins’ Return to Pooh Corner out of your head though, hasn’t it?

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  6. "A springy, rhythmic way of moving forward,similar to a horse’s gait and ideally induced by elation."
    Mr. Ed does Fury?

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    1. MAGO: Don’t mention Mr. Ed around LX.

      It’s like mentioning CAKE around Mistress MJ.

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    1. KNUDSEN: I’m pleased to hear it considering that I realize that I have violated the Knudsen Nation 13thRULE: Everytime you post a MeMe or a YouTube punch yerself in the head.

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  8. Oh. Dear. Gods.

    Is that her hair, or a wig?

    Unfortunately, I don't have a 10 acre estate in which to do it. If I did that on the streets in Norwich, I'd get beaten up for sure.

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    1. ROSES: And yet you Brits are keen on Morris dancing.

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  9. I used to watch the ladies of Boyztown (Chicago) do this every Saturday night up and down Halsted....but they had better wigs.

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    1. TOPHER: To all the laydeez of the Boystowns everywhere, Mistress MJ would like to say, Keep on dancin’ and a prancin’.

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  10. I swear that's actually Maya Rudolph performing a script by Andrea Martin.

    Which allows me to bring up my Totally Irrelevant Fun Fact of the week: I had no idea that Maya Rudolph is Minnie Riperton's daughter.

    Actually, it would be fun to watch Joanna there Prancercize to "Loving You."

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    1. MUSCATO: I’m glad you mentioned this Totally Irrelevant Fun Fact of the week.

      For I too had no idea that Maya Rudolph was Minnie Riperton’s daughter until I read her Wikipedia entry after watching the film “Bridesmaids.”

      And My Totally Irrelevant Fun Fact of the week is that an Infomaniac Bitch (who must remain unnamed but whom you know and love) recommended “Bridesmaids” to me.

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