Thursday, June 06, 2013

Prancercise!

Get off your arses and PRANCERCISE, Bitches!



Caution: Video clip may contain CAMELTOE...



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  1. Princess10:21 PM, June 06, 2013

    Yay First!

    That's just nasty! But at least its a change from my wanking research... My wrists were quite tired...

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  2. Princess10:32 PM, June 06, 2013

    That cameltoe almost becomes a moose knuckle... Are you sure that's not peenee moonlighting?...

    I just need to find a big park with no people so i can fully immerse myself in prancercising... Or... As I now like to call it... "Princessercising!"

    Now if i can just find my ankle weights...

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    1. The Mistress10:34 PM, June 06, 2013

      I'm convinced it's Peenee in a wig.

      Whether it's Peeneecising or Princessercising, Infomaniac Bitches are doin' it!

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  3. normadesmond10:56 PM, June 06, 2013

    the first thing they teach you in
    make-up class is to not outline your lips.

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  4. LẌ11:00 PM, June 06, 2013

    Is there an early bird discount at the buffet? Uh, I'm asking for "a friend."

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    1. The Mistress8:04 AM, June 07, 2013

      LX: Is your friend interested in the "all you can eat" special?

      Shouldn’t you be XL-ercising?

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  5. mrpeenee11:16 PM, June 06, 2013

    I actually look better than that in a wig, but that's not saying much.

    What I love about this is collision between Ms Rohrback's Mall Lady (now with moose knuckle!) and the easy listening/death metal/grunge soundtrack. I bet she has to sneak into that park when the rangers, who have banned her for life, are not looking.

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    1. The Mistress8:05 AM, June 07, 2013

      PEENEE: I bet it’s finally got Kenny Loggins’ Return to Pooh Corner out of your head though, hasn’t it?

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  6. Anonymous12:18 AM, June 07, 2013

    "A springy, rhythmic way of moving forward,similar to a horse’s gait and ideally induced by elation."
    Mr. Ed does Fury?

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    1. The Mistress8:06 AM, June 07, 2013

      MAGO: Don’t mention Mr. Ed around LX.

      It’s like mentioning CAKE around Mistress MJ.

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  7. jason12:55 AM, June 07, 2013

    giddee up!

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  8. Old Knudsen3:29 AM, June 07, 2013

    I likey....

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    1. The Mistress8:07 AM, June 07, 2013

      KNUDSEN: I’m pleased to hear it considering that I realize that I have violated the Knudsen Nation 13thRULE: Everytime you post a MeMe or a YouTube punch yerself in the head.

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  9. Roses6:30 AM, June 07, 2013

    Oh. Dear. Gods.

    Is that her hair, or a wig?

    Unfortunately, I don't have a 10 acre estate in which to do it. If I did that on the streets in Norwich, I'd get beaten up for sure.

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    1. The Mistress8:07 AM, June 07, 2013

      ROSES: And yet you Brits are keen on Morris dancing.

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  10. Topher10:27 AM, June 07, 2013

    I used to watch the ladies of Boyztown (Chicago) do this every Saturday night up and down Halsted....but they had better wigs.

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    1. The Mistress12:31 PM, June 07, 2013

      TOPHER: To all the laydeez of the Boystowns everywhere, Mistress MJ would like to say, Keep on dancin’ and a prancin’.

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  11. Muscato2:30 AM, June 08, 2013

    I swear that's actually Maya Rudolph performing a script by Andrea Martin.

    Which allows me to bring up my Totally Irrelevant Fun Fact of the week: I had no idea that Maya Rudolph is Minnie Riperton's daughter.

    Actually, it would be fun to watch Joanna there Prancercize to "Loving You."

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    1. The Mistress5:33 AM, June 08, 2013

      MUSCATO: I’m glad you mentioned this Totally Irrelevant Fun Fact of the week.

      For I too had no idea that Maya Rudolph was Minnie Riperton’s daughter until I read her Wikipedia entry after watching the film “Bridesmaids.”

      And My Totally Irrelevant Fun Fact of the week is that an Infomaniac Bitch (who must remain unnamed but whom you know and love) recommended “Bridesmaids” to me.

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