Monday, June 17, 2013

The Infomaniac Healthy Eating Plan

Get plenty of fresh fruit...



And vegetables...



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17 comments:

  1. Ms Scarlet2:30 PM, June 17, 2013

    Oh Good heavens! Mr Beastie has moved on to cucumbers!
    Sx

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    1. The Mistress2:41 PM, June 17, 2013

      I believe you’re to THIS photo of Mr. Beastie, Miss Scarlet?

      Even more shocking, it appears that he’s manscaping now!

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    2. Inexplicable DeVice5:36 PM, June 17, 2013

      And he's been practicing, too. Or should I say "three"!

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    3. The Mistress9:49 PM, June 17, 2013

      MR. DeVICE: I’m certain you could one-up him.

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  2. jason2:58 PM, June 17, 2013

    Are those English Cucumbers?
    The Persian cucumbers give me gas.

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    1. The Mistress3:07 PM, June 17, 2013

      JASON: It's up to you...

      "English cucumbers are often sold wrapped tightly in plastic and tend to be about a foot long, while Persian cucumbers are only about 5-6 inches."

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  3. LẌ4:34 PM, June 17, 2013

    Is there a low-fiber option?

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    1. The Mistress9:49 PM, June 17, 2013

      LX: With cucumbers weighing in at about one gram of fibre, it doesn’t get any lower-fibre than that!

      The only way it could get lower is to go skinless.

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  4. Mistress Maddie5:53 PM, June 17, 2013

    My hat is off to you MJ for finding a picture of Cody Cummings with something other than a cock in his mouth.

    Never did care for Persians.

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    1. The Mistress9:49 PM, June 17, 2013

      MISTRESS MADDIE: Even porn stars have to eat!

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  5. kabuki zero9:54 PM, June 17, 2013

    kabuki is all for the fruit but has now sworn off vegetables. they make kabuki's ass hurt

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    1. The Mistress9:56 PM, June 17, 2013

      kabuki should try a smaller size.

      Have you considered baby cukes?

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    2. The Mistress9:57 PM, June 17, 2013

      How about a gherkin?

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  6. normadesmond10:24 PM, June 17, 2013

    "PRODUCE....CLEAN-UP IN AISLE 7!"

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  7. Mitzi 6:40 AM, June 18, 2013

    Bet Lynch likes a nice banana

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