The late great Infomaniac Bitch “Piggy” blazed the trail here by using the word “cunt” with good humour and now you’re taking up the slack where he left off.
Pic 1. She needs a few plants in terracotta pots to liven the place up a bit, perhaps some red geraniums with varigated ivy trailing down can look really attractive and can break the dreariness of an empty patio.
Well, I didn't...until now....but now I plan to Lysol everything. Until September.
ReplyDeleteJASON: Speaking of Lysol.
Delete?
Delete"Lysol it" before you stick it?
Not even Himmler would have come up with this "complete feminine hygiene"!
MAGO: And that's SAYING something.
DeleteI have lots of plans, thanks for asking. But Norma, in the first candid, has no shame. It's like looking at a picture of flapjacks at the Ihop!
ReplyDeleteNorma is addicted to mammography. Everytime she gets her squashes squished, it tickles her pickle.
DeleteMISTRESS MADDIE & HUGGY JON: Norma needs to take her Brillo pad to that griddle.
Deleteit just occurred to me now that it would be good idea to finally get rid of all those old National Geographic magazines.
ReplyDeleteRILEY: Hard to believe that there was once a time where National Geographic was the only place (aside from Playboy) that you could see tits.
DeleteNot that YOU were interested.
Do you happen to have their numbers handy? Uh, I'm asking for "a friend."
ReplyDeleteLX: The good news is they’ve got Skype.
Deletei thought i might just let the
ReplyDelete"chips" fall where they may.
NORMA: Your chips are in the dip.
DeleteSorry, I CUNT hear you.
ReplyDeleteCOOKIE: Thank you for being our new CUNT man.
DeleteThe late great Infomaniac Bitch “Piggy” blazed the trail here by using the word “cunt” with good humour and now you’re taking up the slack where he left off.
Cunts!
DeleteBack atcha, Mago!
DeletePlants? Of corse I got plants. I've got cosmos, gazanias, petunias and vervaine and marigolds...
ReplyDeletePlants?
ReplyDeleteOf corse I've got plants. I've got cosmos, gazanias, pelargoniums, petunis and marigolds, and vervaine...
HUGGY JON: I’ve heard there are quite a few PANSIES too.
DeleteI had to look that one up!
DeleteHUGGY JON: That’s tutu much.
DeleteIt's "Air the Minge Day" again already?... or as I like to call it... "Bake out and Flake out" day....
ReplyDeleteThese pics remind me of the Empresses "Summer Garden Parties"
Ahhhhhhh.... the Mammaries....
PRINNY: I’m thinking about having a “Minge Monday.”
DeletePic 1. She needs a few plants in terracotta pots to liven the place up a bit, perhaps some red geraniums with varigated ivy trailing down can look really attractive and can break the dreariness of an empty patio.
ReplyDeleteMITZI: At least she’s not pissing on the patio like some of our regulars.
DeleteLOL! Enjoing getting nakkid and getting some sun like these hot bitches!
ReplyDeleteRAD: Good to see you!...we’d like photos of your nekkid sun worshipping, by the way.
DeleteAnd glad to hear the sun is shining in Seattle for a change.
MAGO: Mistress MJ has not had the chance to watch the video and will have to get back to you later as there is a COCKtail waiting for her.
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