Friday, June 07, 2013

Sears Discothèque

This weekend, if you can't get out to the discothèque, bring the discothèque to you!




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When dolls are tired, fold discothèque into colorful, carry-along radio.

Dolls (and poppers) not included.
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18 comments:

  1. jason10:28 PM, June 07, 2013

    I unfortunately was not allowed past the velvet (een)
    rope, so I had to go to klub K mart. :(

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    1. The Mistress5:34 AM, June 08, 2013

      JASON: Kmart?

      Then you might want to select something from the Jaclyn Smith collection.

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  2. LẌ11:12 PM, June 07, 2013

    Did someone mention Disco?

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    1. The Mistress5:35 AM, June 08, 2013

      LX: Just for that I’m adding your name to the “banned for life” list here on Infomaniac.

      Norma’s just one snarky comment away.

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  3. normadesmond11:27 PM, June 07, 2013

    barbie's glum. this ascotted queen she's sitting with is cruising some clone across the club and it dawns on her that she's goin' home in a cab.

    alone.

    again.

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    1. mrpeenee12:52 AM, June 08, 2013

      That's what the tramp gets for stepping out on Ken with Roofie Ralph.

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    2. The Mistress5:35 AM, June 08, 2013

      NORMA & PEENEE: Looks like she’s getting over it.

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    3. normadesmond8:45 AM, June 08, 2013

      mj: okay, but it's your straw.

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    4. The Cool Cookie11:03 AM, June 08, 2013

      He's telling her that when he buys this club, she'll big making BIG tips giving lap dances.

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    5. Anonymous10:27 PM, June 08, 2013

      ... gimme a fiver quick, my straw's broken ...

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  4. Topher8:44 AM, June 08, 2013

    where is my damned puka shell necklace?

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    1. The Mistress4:05 AM, June 09, 2013

      TOPHER: Your pearl necklace is obscuring it.

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  5. The Cool Cookie11:01 AM, June 08, 2013

    On Tuesday Nights its the domain of Women's Fast Pitch Midge and her womyn's Iris league teams. She plays for the Gertrude Beer-Steins. No symbols of the Male Dominated Societal Patriarchy allowed. And the AM radio only plays Torn Between Two Lovers and I Have Never Been to Me.

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  6. ayeM8y3:08 PM, June 08, 2013

    And at $13.99 it's just like the cover you pay in a real disco...

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    1. The Mistress4:05 AM, June 09, 2013

      AYEM8Y: Is the cover that high at your roller disco bingo nights?

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  7. Anonymous10:13 PM, June 08, 2013

    ... will it do for s Sylvester party?

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    1. The Mistress4:06 AM, June 09, 2013

      MAGO: My favourite disco diva!

      I like how John Waters described Sylvester in that video clip…

      This was Billie Holiday and Diana Ross on LSD.

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