Still Pending; The court system is slow here in the SOUTH.
Also I recently signed an exclusive agreement with the Klorox Korporation to market my new Anal Bleach Wipes.
Besides Mitzi may have unwittingly solved our litigious problems. And by the way Mitzi's visit with Sticky Vicky reminds me of your new tissue dispenser.
This place just reeks of arse... er ... i mean class... Your renovation is coming along nicely Mistress. The thermal colourchanging urinal wall that i'm quite sure you have in mind will be very convenient for those standing room only shindigs that you regularly throw...
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ReplyDeleteI think that picture needs a good bleaching.
ReplyDeleteDo not mention bleaching.
ReplyDeleteA court case is still pending over the anal bleaching chamber at The Infomaniac House of Beauty.
Our beautician Miss Scarlet was using an Elizabethan period arsenic-based bleach on AyeM8y … to his detriment.
Still Pending; The court system is slow here in the SOUTH.
DeleteAlso I recently signed an exclusive agreement with the Klorox Korporation to market my new Anal Bleach Wipes.
Besides Mitzi may have unwittingly solved our litigious problems. And by the way Mitzi's visit with Sticky Vicky reminds me of your new tissue dispenser.
AYEM8Y: The Mean Dirty Pirate Leprosarium makes so many bogus health claims that it makes my head spin.
DeleteYou know where you can stick your Anal Bleach Wipes.
Do you think Mitzi's in Benidorm with Sticky Vicky again?
I am brought to mind of tapeworms.
ReplyDeleteThat is all.
MR. DeVICE: I don’t want to think what’s crawled up your back passage.
DeleteI'm scared to see the soap pump now.
ReplyDeleteJASON: It’s better than you think.
Deletei love a room with cohesion.
DeleteNORMA: Decorators say that a rug or carpet “ties the room together” but I’m thinking the soap dispensers are the way to go.
DeleteThis place just reeks of arse... er ... i mean class... Your renovation is coming along nicely Mistress. The thermal colourchanging urinal wall that i'm quite sure you have in mind will be very convenient for those standing room only shindigs that you regularly throw...
ReplyDeletePRINNY: I was thinking more along the lines of urinal football.
Deletereally, any decorator worth their salt will tell you that a room simply must have a theme.
ReplyDeletethis is one salty bathroom.
NORMA: I’m trying to cut back on sodium.
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