Thursday, April 12, 2012

Wenis Wednesday on Thursday

How many times has this happened to you?...

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37 comments:

  1. Oh... I thought I'd left my "trick dentures" somewhere.... Thank you for finding them MJ

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    1. You can keep your "trick dentures" beside your "I'm Savin' Up For a Blowjob!" tin bank.

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  2. Never.
    I always leave my dentures in a glass by the bed.
    Sx

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    1. SCARLET: Perhaps you’d like one of these instead of a hip flask?

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  3. That's what we call a "Dental Damn".

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    1. KAPI: In that case, it’s time to update the seven dirty words.

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  4. None. But I have "a friend" who might be interested.

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    1. LX: I think this "friend" of yours should start a blog.

      Does anyone else agree with me?

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    2. I think LX's friend should definitely be blogging.

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  5. There's something wrong with this picture... shouldn't the lower denture be on the other side????

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    1. Thank you. But I think what's wrong with the picture is that there are two dentures in the picture to begin with.

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    2. Mistress MJ is not a trained dental practitioner and will leave this discussion up to you Bitches.

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    3. Now that's why they are "trick dentures"

      It's all a part of the trick Huggy Jon...

      What? Have you never had a good gumming Cookie?

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  6. You know, sperm mixed with a little baking soda acts as a natural teeth whitener.

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    1. The Infomaniac House of Beauty: Come for the anal bleaching, stay for the teeth whitening.

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    2. ...and lay back and think of England in preparation for the butterstick treatment...
      Sx

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    3. Tsk. I have 'the big spaces between words' bug.
      Sx

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    4. MISS SCARLET: Is Infomaniac the only blog you've noticed the big spaces between words in the comments?

      Whatever could it be?

      I'd ask Mr. LX aka "Personal IT Consultant To Mistress MJ" but he's leaving odd messages at the moment.

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    5. I'm not sure... I will keep a look out for it. It's might have something to do with the width of the blog? Mr Lax will know.
      Sx

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    6. Weird... now I am perfectly spaced.
      Sx

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    7. Thank you, Miss Scarlet.

      It appears that Mr. LX is more concerned at the moment about excessively masturbating whilst sitting on a perch.

      Odd.

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    8. Very. He'll be laying eggs next.
      Sx

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    9. Don't you mean fertilizing eggs?

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    10. Blushes at the very thought!
      Sx

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  7. another example of gingervitis?
    my god, the fleabag floss company
    has you in their pocket!

    i can only imagine the kickbacks!

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  8. I thought you were supposed to take your teeth out before?

    Damn.

    A 'friend' told me.

    Lying bastard.

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    1. Do you and LX have the same "friend," Miss Roses?

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  9. this never happens to kabuki. kabuki simply must get out more.

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    1. Mistress MJ will send someone 'round to kabuki's house.

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    1. NATIONS: How many times have I told you not to talk with your mouth full?

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    1. Has this set your flanges on edge, Mitzi?

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