There's no champagne in the Sex Room either!
Damn. lx beat me to it. Again.What do you mean there's no champagne in the Sex Room? Again?Smack the houseboys! Lazy tarts!
yet i heard a pop.
*searches handbag for miniature liquor bottles from last flight*You’ll be lucky if Mistress MJ tosses you Bitches one of these down in the oubliette.
I have an advanced crevice attachment tool, if that's any help? It might clean things up a bit.Sx
It's worth a try, Miss Scarlet.Perhaps you'll unearth Mr. Beastie's Lurex purple posing pouch with it as well.
I finally return only to be told there is no sex in the Champagne Room? What kind of fascist ruler came up with THAT?
Mistress MJ woke up grumpy.Would it help if I plugged in the vodka fountain?
I love the smell of Vodka in the morning... and at noon and afternoon and evening and well... pretty much all night long really... and just as well... Will someone remind me not to mistake the vodka fountain for the washing machine next time?
The washing machine is for SITTING on, Princess.
Hell... I must have been really drunk to have missed that opportunity!
There's no champagne in the Sex Room either!
ReplyDeleteDamn. lx beat me to it. Again.
DeleteWhat do you mean there's no champagne in the Sex Room? Again?
Smack the houseboys! Lazy tarts!
yet i heard a pop.
Delete*searches handbag for miniature liquor bottles from last flight*
ReplyDeleteYou’ll be lucky if Mistress MJ tosses you Bitches one of these down in the oubliette.
I have an advanced crevice attachment tool, if that's any help? It might clean things up a bit.
ReplyDeleteSx
It's worth a try, Miss Scarlet.
DeletePerhaps you'll unearth Mr. Beastie's Lurex purple posing pouch with it as well.
I finally return only to be told there is no sex in the Champagne Room? What kind of fascist ruler came up with THAT?
ReplyDeleteMistress MJ woke up grumpy.
DeleteWould it help if I plugged in the vodka fountain?
I love the smell of Vodka in the morning... and at noon and afternoon and evening and well... pretty much all night long really... and just as well... Will someone remind me not to mistake the vodka fountain for the washing machine next time?
ReplyDeleteThe washing machine is for SITTING on, Princess.
DeleteHell... I must have been really drunk to have missed that opportunity!
Delete