Sunday, April 22, 2012

It Must Have Been a Bad Weenie


Mistress MJ will return when she’s feeling better.

As you can see, even the stripe has gone out of my tights.

In the meantime, please seek your entertainment elsewhere.

17 comments:

  1. Projectile vomiting?
    Very interesting illumination btw. Ah yes, and get better and such.

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  2. Another victim of too close an encounter with Mr. Sepia Tones and his flaming weenie. Next time, use a safe word. May I suggest a review of 'The Lotus and the Robot' (Arthur Koestler)? Specifically the chapter entitled 'Yoga Unexpurgated'. It helped Linda Lovelace! Plus you can teach yourself novel party tricks like how to bloop out your entire colon and wash it in a creek, then suck it back in. And if that doesn't cheer you up I don't know what will. Now get better dammit!

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    1. Crazy Arthur ... I only know his Spanish Testament.

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  3. Get well soon, honey! I hope you've learned a lesson.

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    1. My browser cannot connect with "vomit.poyt.com".
      Come to think of it, maybe it's a good thing!

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  5. let me know if you need a specialist.

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  6. Oh poor dear. Let me get you a sleeperette (trip to Hawai not included)

    Big Hugs
    Jon

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  7. [gives pillows extra-special deluxe fluffing]

    There. There.

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  8. You need better shoes. They'll make you feel better

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  9. Have you been overdoing the singing lessons? All that yodeling has lead to... well "Yodeling"....

    I guess the music teacher still want's you to maintain the beat by the way she's still clapping despite your little foray to the garden bed. Either that or she is quite impress by your projection....
    How kind of your pianist holding your head like that for you...'tis a sign of a truly deep friendship....

    I Hope that you are feeling better soon MJ...

    See you again when you have regained your stripes...

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  10. A good friend will always hold your hair back when you're chucking up. Get Well soon!

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  11. Oh! I am so sorry you aren't feeling well. :-(

    I don't think vodka will make you feel better, but I'm plugging in the vodka fountain just to be sure.

    Maybe I should fill it with Pepto Bismol instead?

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  12. A bad weenie is still better than no weenie. Or so kabuki has heard. May my endless love help to soothe you.

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  13. Oh dear, tainted weenies seem to be going around. Hope you feel better. Consider the source in these matters.

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    1. "Tainted weenies" - sounds like a cue for a song! Jx

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  14. This'll happen when you have a bunch of flaming weenies around! Hope you feel better SOON.

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