Monday, April 02, 2012

Bitch on a Break

Mistress MJ will be back soon.


In the meantime, everybody put on your gold pants and dance!

18 comments:

  1. [panic attack and separation anxiety]

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  2. Je te souhaite un beau voyage, ma chérie!

    xoxo
    Jon

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  3. *fainting, vexation, fantods, rash*

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  4. What DeepBlue said, but in English.

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  5. 'ave a good time and bring us back a stick of rock.
    Sx

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  6. take a photo of said break, thank you.

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  7. well earned and I hope you're doing something fabulous!!

    **pats LX's hand**

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  8. Are you off to get a quote on the New Infomaniac Museum Wing?

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  9. Did you leave the vodka fountain on?
    See you soon!

    I myself leave in 2 days time for warmer climes!

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  10. As I was shimmying into my gold dance pants, it suddenly occured to me that said you were going away and I suddenly started convulsing and gyrating all over, then I couldn't decide what color of V-neck to wear: Aqua? Vermilion? Baby Poop green? Hope you had a grand and restful get away Mistress!

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  11. I, too, am off for a vacating trip. Are we running away together? Why wasn't I told?

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  12. Well, I'm am at least glad to see she finally has on sensible heels, chic, and a cute full skirt! And swank vintage luggage too.

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  13. A girl can never go wrong with a little black dress...

    Oh... By the way... Tour frock has just inspired me with some ideas for Cyclone costumes... I could do with some Black tulle!

    *starts leafing through fabric catalogues for tulle prices*

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  14. a holiday?


    a roman holiday?


    (ok, no idea why i said that.)

    have fun, send postcards, get drunk(er), i miss you already. xoxoxoxo


    *sending lx some medicinal herbs*

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  15. OK! This break has gotten way too long. I want you back RIGHT NOW!

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  16. Jon, isn't that bitch back yet? I knew if she took the Glory Hole tour she'd never get back. It's like getting a stubborn suction cup off glass, but in this case, her lips away from a glory hole!!! But can you blame her?

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  17. I think she drove past here this afternoon in a Winnebago. She was steering with her feet and playing 'O Canada' on a panflute made of empty Labatts bottles.
    Thats L, eh?
    A, eh?
    B, eh?
    TTS!

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    1. If I were you, Ms Nation, I would count the heads in your house, mummified or not, to make sure none are missing!

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