As I was shimmying into my gold dance pants, it suddenly occured to me that said you were going away and I suddenly started convulsing and gyrating all over, then I couldn't decide what color of V-neck to wear: Aqua? Vermilion? Baby Poop green? Hope you had a grand and restful get away Mistress!
Jon, isn't that bitch back yet? I knew if she took the Glory Hole tour she'd never get back. It's like getting a stubborn suction cup off glass, but in this case, her lips away from a glory hole!!! But can you blame her?
I think she drove past here this afternoon in a Winnebago. She was steering with her feet and playing 'O Canada' on a panflute made of empty Labatts bottles. Thats L, eh? A, eh? B, eh? TTS!
[panic attack and separation anxiety]
ReplyDeleteJe te souhaite un beau voyage, ma chérie!
ReplyDeletexoxo
Jon
*fainting, vexation, fantods, rash*
ReplyDeleteWhat DeepBlue said, but in English.
ReplyDelete'ave a good time and bring us back a stick of rock.
ReplyDeleteSx
take a photo of said break, thank you.
ReplyDeletewell earned and I hope you're doing something fabulous!!
ReplyDelete**pats LX's hand**
Are you off to get a quote on the New Infomaniac Museum Wing?
ReplyDeleteDid you leave the vodka fountain on?
ReplyDeleteSee you soon!
I myself leave in 2 days time for warmer climes!
As I was shimmying into my gold dance pants, it suddenly occured to me that said you were going away and I suddenly started convulsing and gyrating all over, then I couldn't decide what color of V-neck to wear: Aqua? Vermilion? Baby Poop green? Hope you had a grand and restful get away Mistress!
ReplyDeleteI, too, am off for a vacating trip. Are we running away together? Why wasn't I told?
ReplyDeleteWell, I'm am at least glad to see she finally has on sensible heels, chic, and a cute full skirt! And swank vintage luggage too.
ReplyDeleteA girl can never go wrong with a little black dress...
ReplyDeleteOh... By the way... Tour frock has just inspired me with some ideas for Cyclone costumes... I could do with some Black tulle!
*starts leafing through fabric catalogues for tulle prices*
a holiday?
ReplyDeletea roman holiday?
(ok, no idea why i said that.)
have fun, send postcards, get drunk(er), i miss you already. xoxoxoxo
*sending lx some medicinal herbs*
OK! This break has gotten way too long. I want you back RIGHT NOW!
ReplyDeleteJon, isn't that bitch back yet? I knew if she took the Glory Hole tour she'd never get back. It's like getting a stubborn suction cup off glass, but in this case, her lips away from a glory hole!!! But can you blame her?
ReplyDeleteI think she drove past here this afternoon in a Winnebago. She was steering with her feet and playing 'O Canada' on a panflute made of empty Labatts bottles.
ReplyDeleteThats L, eh?
A, eh?
B, eh?
TTS!
If I were you, Ms Nation, I would count the heads in your house, mummified or not, to make sure none are missing!
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