Rather than continue with our Cocksucking Smackdown, both Princess and Cookie will share the victory.
Mistress MJ will purchase an extra “I’m Savin’ Up For a Blow Job!” tin bank so that each one of our wonderful contestants might have their very own, thereby increasing their chances to get some BJ action!
Thanks to everyone who voted and to everyone who participated in our Blowjob Contest.
Let’s hope you ALL get blown!
Excellent idea Mistress! Congrats to Princess & Cookie!
ReplyDeleteDid you win yet?
DeleteYes, an excellent idea! But could you also get one for Mr Lax.... and I'd like a hip flask [haven't forgotten the hip flask debacle yet]
ReplyDeleteMany thanks, and I look forward to hearing from you.
SXXXXXXXXX
Do you think Mistress MJ is made of money?!!!
DeleteI will wait for the next hip flask competition then *tiptoes out*
DeleteSx
"Do you think Mistress MJ is made of money?!!!"
DeleteI always think of The Mistress when I see these!
I do too LX, not the money the Canadian geese.
DeleteUh-oh. Looks like you guys are getting the digital loonie!!!
DeleteLX: You're just FULL of good news, aren't you?
DeleteThey’re taking away our pennies.
ReplyDeleteThe Loonie could be next.
Just don’t touch my Canadian Tire Money!
this travesty of justice is just the sort of thing that is ruining my good nature. it is extremely fortunate FOR YOU ALL that kabuki looks extra pretty when pouting. i shall be in the corner if anyone needs me.
ReplyDeleteps nice sucking up LX-XL. I bet that isn't even your real name.
ReplyDeleteCongrats Princess & Cookie!!
ReplyDeleteI will personally donate two shiny new American nickles (worth 6.00 Canadian and two cocoanuts and a bigass spider in Australian) to put the first jingle in the winners' banks! Congratualtions, LX!!!
ReplyDeleteI mean Corucsculations. Felixisasions. Felicityations. Conralphunations. Congratululations. Pacifications.
ReplyDeleteBlender.
Dog.
Clearly these two knew who to blow to win.
ReplyDeleteMy pants are off to them!
still pouting
ReplyDeletecongratulations to both....but the $64.00 question is WHO WILL BLOW THEM AND HOW MUCH WILL IT COST?????
ReplyDeleteTopher - you have seen my penis, haven't you? Cookie
Delete*crawls into room on "Housemaid" knees... pops dentures back in and massages firm muscular lips*
ReplyDeleteSince entering this competition business has improved and I can happily say that I have been inundated with paying customers... I have performed nine more blowjobs... giving me another 45 cents to add to my savings...
I'm closer to my goal already! Woo hoooo!
Thank you to Cookie... My rival blower... and all of you wonderful Bitches that voted. Thank you to Mistress MJ for allowing me to follow my dream with such magnificent competition and much coveted prize...
I love you all.
Oh is there another competition? It's just that there is a queue of gentlemen lining up at at my back door....
Did I mention that the Aussie 5 cent coin looks like This? It's the image of an Echidna.... which is covered in little pricks!
ReplyDeleteI am humbled. I am now looking into teddy bear cams as I type. HOWEVER< I plan to one up Princess by saying that once I am done with this bank that I shall send it onto to Kabuki Zero so that he may have an escapade with it.
ReplyDeletehow appropriate of mj to whip out her
ReplyDeletebest king solomon during this holiest of seasons.
Qvell....!
DeleteYou hope we all get blown? too late. Congrats to the winners and I'd like to make the first deposit in their banks!
ReplyDeleteThe U.S. nickle is worth two cocoanuts, a bigass spider AND an echidna? Inflation!!!
ReplyDeleteI AM SORRY, I AM NEW HERE.............
ReplyDelete...Does this mean that I owe Thom a cheeseburger & fries???
*curtsey*