Wednesday, April 18, 2012

MORE Devious Dealings

Cast your mind back to 2008 when Mistress MJ was kidnapped by the Yakuza.

Well, it happened again this week but Mistress MJ managed to escape, unharmed.

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And now Maury wants to hear Mistress MJ’s story.

*notes that kabuki zero was the only one of you who cared enough to send out a search party*

Mistress MJ will catch up with you Bitches shortly…visiting your blogs, returning your email messages, sending a small reward to kabuki zero, etc.

24 comments:

  1. I searched this side of the pond!
    *rings Yakuzzle person to inform on Mistress MJ*
    Sx

    First?

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  2. kabuki will not hesitate to kick some yakuza ass. kabuki still has a blood stained kimono from last time those bitches got uppity. anyway, as long as kabuki has MJ back the world is golden.

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  3. I kept the whole place sparkling clean while you were... alledgedly kidnapped!

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  4. Sorry MJ, I drank all the gin and soiled the safety gays... Jx

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  5. It will be our little secret Miss MJ ;-)

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  6. I checked for Mistress in the medicine cabinet & then cleaned that out!

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  7. And here's how it all went down...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9iIKn1Bl

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    1. YouTube doesn't like me:

      "The URL contained a malformed video ID.
      Sorry about that."


      Well, at least, they're sorry!

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    2. I had the same message, but I think I found what FirstNations was referring to here. Jx

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    3. Arigatō Gozaimasu!

      There is no shade of a doubt that Kabuki is the mastermind behind our beloved mistress kidnapping. I say we all pick up our favorite weapon and head to Kabuki's trailer park!

      *picks up tomahawk*

      !

      Is there some kind of carpooling service at the Infomaniac?

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    4. Something, something, something about a primate or a monkey....

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  8. i have all the ransom money right here, safe, in my swiss account.

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  9. If you hadn't reappeared today, you would have heard from me, too! And my lawyers.

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  10. it is so true. kabuki really is quite wonderful.

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  11. BITCHES: Do not be jealous that kabuki is both talented AND brave.

    And do not believe anything Beast says.

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    1. Talented, brave AND beautiful.

      Did I mention that kabuki is beautiful?

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  12. did THEY have a vodka fountain?

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    1. TOPHER: Mistress MJ wouldn't have bothered escaping, if they'd had a vodka fountain.

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  13. Not again. What is it with Blogger lately?

    I'm glad you're back though.

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