Sunday, June 05, 2011

Kaffee Hag

ACT I…She cried easily…



ACT II…Her friend took a hand…



ACT III…Nerves much better…


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21 comments:

  1. To our favorite HAG (pronounced HAG)!

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  2. LOL! i.love.this. xoxoxoxo

    oh hai, xl! ;~D

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  3. Why, thank you, XL!

    My guests aren't up yet to appreciate all the trouble this coffee hag has gone to in preparing their morning elixir.

    Who, I ask you, sleeps in past 8:00 am?

    Oh Hai, Savannah!

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  4. By the way... Where is Ms Roses?

    Oh... hai XL, Savannah...

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  5. Oh Hai, Princess!

    I hope Miss Roses isn't out on a fag break.

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  6. Chicory caffee ... oh the humanity!

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  7. Mago, I like a nice strong cup of coffee, myself but if you’re ever in New Orleans, try the chickory coffee here (with a beignet) and you’ll be pleasantly surprised.

    Guests are up...catch you later, bitches.

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  8. Does she put water in her gas tank as well?

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  9. At least she's not a racist calling anyone a kaffer.

    So rude!

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  10. why can't everything have a phonetic label?

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  11. Dear Mistress MJ and fellow Bitches...

    Princess is pleased to announce the 2011 "Fabulous Frock" competition.
    Go Here for more fabulous details on how to enter
    Darlings...

    Go on... Poke something in my slot... you know you want to...

    Is there any Kaffe Hag left in the pot? I could do with a refill...
    It seems to be lacking a little something... Caffeine maybe?

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  12. Sorry bitches, I was in London visiting cousins. As I'd like to go back, I didn't load up Infomaniac on their PC.

    Umm...coffee without caffeine...WRONG. MANY SHADES OF WRONG.

    That's like Filthy Friday without nekkid ould poofs.

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  13. Kaffee-Handels-Aktien-Gesellschaft (Kafee HAG) founded 1906 by Ludwig Roselius - the English wiki-entry is a stub, the German pretty informative.
    Besides, eight o'clock in the morning is a very ungodly time for me.

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  14. WALLY: Does she put water in her gas tank as well?

    She drinks light beer.

    CYBERPOOF: At least she's not a racist calling anyone a kaffer.
    So rude!


    Or a dirty Dane.

    NORMADESMOND: why can't everything have a phonetic label?

    Hockey players, especially, should have their names phonetically spelled on their jerseys.

    PRINCESS: Dear Mistress MJ and fellow Bitches...
    Princess is pleased to announce the 2011 "Fabulous Frock" competition.
    Go Here for more fabulous details on how to enter
    Darlings...
    Go on... Poke something in my slot... you know you want to...
    Is there any Kaffe Hag left in the pot? I could do with a refill...
    It seems to be lacking a little something... Caffeine maybe?


    I shall alert the media!

    ROSES: Sorry bitches, I was in London visiting cousins. As I'd like to go back, I didn't load up Infomaniac on their PC.
    Umm...coffee without caffeine...WRONG. MANY SHADES OF WRONG.
    That's like Filthy Friday without nekkid ould poofs.


    For all you know, your cousins could be secret Infomaniac readers and they don’t want YOU to know.

    MAGO: Kaffee-Handels-Aktien-Gesellschaft (Kafee HAG) founded 1906 by Ludwig Roselius - the English wiki-entry is a stub, the German pretty informative.
    Besides, eight o'clock in the morning is a very ungodly time for me.


    You need your pillows fluffed.

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  15. I'll fluff Herr Mago's pillows, but pass on the salad, danke.

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  16. "Just LIVING a twentieth century life is hard enough...."

    Truer words were never typed.

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  17. PEENEE: "Just LIVING a twentieth century life is hard enough...."
    Truer words were never typed.


    I trust you’ll be making the switch to Kaffee-Hag.

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  18. My first turd of the day is often helped on it's way out with a warming mug of Nescafe.

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  19. MITZI: My first turd of the day is often helped on it's way out with a warming mug of Nescafe.

    Do you own a Turd Twister?

    Makes mornings more fun!

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