Friday, June 03, 2011

Filthy Friday

“Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses.”
- Dororthy Parker (1893-1967)

We beg to differ, Dorothy…



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27 comments:

  1. Do we need to have a discussion about merkins?

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  2. Second! (technically) and I guess I'm glad to see the female side represented in FF. I think.

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  3. I certainly do not make passes at girls. Besides, I'm not convinced these photos are actually females, anyway.

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  4. seems like the girls who wear glasses are making the passes here.
    A blow job is the best pass you can make, right?

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  5. Now if she had a glass of whiskey...

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  6. I dub this post "knob-polish' friday.

    I certainly didn't expect to see this when clicking Infomaniac today!

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  7. ...yeah, about the whiskey, I think I'm going to need one to recover.
    What are these ladies thinking? All I can see is enlarged pores and bad skincare.
    Sx

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  8. kabuki never makes passes at old naked scary looking women sitting in bathtubs. kabuki is funny that way.

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  9. WALLY: First!
    Do we need to have a discussion about merkins?


    You have the floor on this topic, Wally.

    BOXER: Second! (technically) and I guess I'm glad to see the female side represented in FF. I think.

    Girl power!

    PEENEE: I certainly do not make passes at girls. Besides, I'm not convinced these photos are actually females, anyway.

    If they are men, they’re not making much of an effort in the beauty department, are they?

    JASON: seems like the girls who wear glasses are making the passes here.
    A blow job is the best pass you can make, right?


    You’re the BJ expert, Jason…we’ll take your word for it.

    VOICES: Now if she had a glass of whiskey...

    Your dream date?

    MANDA: I dub this post "knob-polish' friday.
    I certainly didn't expect to see this when clicking Infomaniac today!


    It’s amazing what a little spit and polish can do.

    SCARLET: ...yeah, about the whiskey, I think I'm going to need one to recover.
    What are these ladies thinking? All I can see is enlarged pores and bad skincare.


    As a beautician at the Infomaniac House of Beauty, what treatment would you suggest?

    KABUKI: kabuki never makes passes at old naked scary looking women sitting in bathtubs. kabuki is funny that way.

    Is it written in The Book of kabuki? (soon to be a major motion picture.)

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  10. Exfoliate, exfoliate, exfoliate... or in other words - rub, rub, rub!
    Sx

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  11. Oh that reminds me... I need to get a new tube of tooth paste...

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  12. That first pair of testicles look thrombosed

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  13. SCARLET: Exfoliate, exfoliate, exfoliate... or in other words - rub, rub, rub!

    Is that your mantra?

    PRINCESS: Oh that reminds me... I need to get a new tube of tooth paste...

    You might want to consult with Miss Scarlet regarding dental care.

    NURSEMYRA: That first pair of testicles look thrombosed

    A trip to the Infomaniac Medical Clinic should clear that up.

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  14. *taps MJ on the shoulder*

    Ummm...did you realise that you posted women on FF?

    I just thought I'd ask...cos...well normally it's Filthy Old Poof Friday.

    Are you feeling alright Mistress? Need a cocktail? Or just more vodka?

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  15. There be barnacles on the first man's balls!

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  16. ROSES: *taps MJ on the shoulder*
    Ummm...did you realise that you posted women on FF?
    I just thought I'd ask...cos...well normally it's Filthy Old Poof Friday.
    Are you feeling alright Mistress? Need a cocktail? Or just more vodka?


    Did someone mention vodka?

    STACIA: There be barnacles on the first man's balls!

    Perhaps he’s a sailor, looking for any port in a storm.

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  17. XL: Highlights from Can I Do It 'Till I Need Glasses?!

    I see that Ron Jeremy is in the cast so you could be right.

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  18. I should never look at this blog first thing in the morning. How the hell am I going to get spewed coffee off my screen and keys?

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  19. TB: I should never look at this blog first thing in the morning. How the hell am I going to get spewed coffee off my screen and keys?

    Lick it.

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  20. NORMADESMOND: seeing is believing.

    The proof is in the pudding.

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  21. Good gods. It's horrifyingly moreish - Like a car crash.

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  22. Is the woman in the 3rd picture Olive from On The Buses?

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  23. Is that last guy called Too Hung Lo? Sheesh?

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  24. IVD: Good gods. It's horrifyingly moreish - Like a car crash.

    Since your head is on a swivel, you shouldn’t have any problem with that.

    MITZI: Is the woman in the 3rd picture Olive from On The Buses?

    By golly, you’re right!

    It’s a wonder she can find it with those Coke bottle lenses of hers!

    It’s so good to have you back, Mitzi.

    LA DIVA CUCINA: Is that last guy called Too Hung Lo? Sheesh?

    No, you must be thinking of this guy.

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