Thursday, June 16, 2011

Cocktail

While Mistress MJ is waiting for you bitches to submit your photos for the upcoming Infomaniac Thrift Shop auction, I’ll just flip through my copy of “Cocktail”…

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26 comments:

  1. Drinks on the house? I'll bring a ladder!

    [rimshot]

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  2. i am in dire need of a cocktail already, sugar! i think i'd best function under the it's 5 o'clock somewhere rule! xoxoxoxo

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  3. *groans at XL*

    Miss Savannah, it is ALWAYS Happy Hour here on Infomaniac.

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  4. [bookmarks "Modern Drunkard"]

    Thank you Mistress! Impressed with their little tidbits about Carson McCullers! Wowzer!

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  5. "The hangover and you" - that needs special coverage. Wonder what they have to say about Ouzo.
    I am bery interested in Cocktail's "Dictionaire of Drinking Damsels".
    I may not forget to photograph my Thrift Shop item!

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  6. I have found a Buttery Nipple and a Japanese Slipper. One is a cocktail and one is for the Thrift Shop.
    Sx

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  7. Speaking of Cocktails... I've just checked my gin fountain... There is lipstick all over it... Can anyone tell me what colours were being worn?... It's looking like a flaccid rainbow... I want names...

    Oh... and my items for the thrift shop should have just hit your shelves...

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  8. Hello Miss Scarlet...
    That is quite a nasty tic you are developing there....
    Are you quite well?

    I've been thinking about your pet rat... I'm very glad that it was only it's eyes that you were wiping...

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  9. Where is Damson of Oz? He is very quiet.
    Sx

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  10. Possibly passed out under Princess's gin fountain, Miss Scarlet?

    I know I aim to be soon!

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  11. So sorry, am I late?
    I've always gotten caught up in riots....

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  12. XL: [bookmarks "Modern Drunkard"]
    Thank you Mistress! Impressed with their little tidbits about Carson McCullers! Wowzer!


    So you’re reading it for the articles?

    MAGO: "The hangover and you" - that needs special coverage. Wonder what they have to say about Ouzo.
    I am bery interested in Cocktail's "Dictionaire of Drinking Damsels".
    I may not forget to photograph my Thrift Shop item!


    Miss Roses will be next month’s centrefold.

    SCARLET: I have found a Buttery Nipple and a Japanese Slipper. One is a cocktail and one is for the Thrift Shop.
    ...tick, tick , tick...


    Doesn’t anyone do things in pairs anymore?

    PRINCESS: Speaking of Cocktails... I've just checked my gin fountain... There is lipstick all over it... Can anyone tell me what colours were being worn?... It's looking like a flaccid rainbow... I want names...
    Oh... and my items for the thrift shop should have just hit your shelves...


    Gin never touches my lips so you can rule me out.

    *looks sideways at gin granny IVD*

    Thanks for your thrift item!

    PRINCESS: Hello Miss Scarlet...
    That is quite a nasty tic you are developing there....
    Are you quite well?
    I've been thinking about your pet rat... I'm very glad that it was only it's eyes that you were wiping...


    Oh excuse me…you’re addressing Miss Scarlet.

    SCARLET: Where is Damson of Oz? He is very quiet.

    He has some new shirtless men pics up… I believe he is distracted.

    IVD: Possibly passed out under Princess's gin fountain, Miss Scarlet?
    I know I aim to be soon!


    Aha! It WAS you!

    WALLY: So sorry, am I late?
    I've always gotten caught up in riots....


    Speaking of “drinking damsels,” Wally’s here.

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  13. I'll take a champagne cocktail please

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  14. Damsels in Distress? There is always a train scene ..

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  15. I think white fur reads as whore-y.

    I own two.

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  16. "Liquid Manhunt?" Sign me up.

    I'm having trouble finding my copy of Lana Turner's autobiography for the thrift store. Damn sticky fingered house guests.

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  17. CYBERPOOF: Your usual, then?

    NORMADESMOND: I'll have nightmares now.

    MICHAEL GUY: And a pearl necklace, of course.

    PEENEE: When I think of thrift stores, you're one of the first people I think of!

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  18. I could do with a stiff one inside me today.

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  19. Mitzi: You minx.

    Mago: What about Norma?

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  20. In your last round of answers you called me Norma Desmond.
    Adulatress!

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  21. MAGO: I must have been thinking of Norma when I posted my comment.

    That's almost as bad as yelling out somebody else's name during sex.

    My apologies to you...and to Norma.

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