Sunday, June 12, 2011

Welcome Mat Merkin

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31 comments:

  1. Inexplicable DeVice12:32 PM, June 12, 2011

    Yay! First!!

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  2. The Mistress12:33 PM, June 12, 2011

    Did you fly here on your Broom?

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  3. Inexplicable DeVice12:34 PM, June 12, 2011

    Reminds me of this.

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  4. Inexplicable DeVice12:35 PM, June 12, 2011

    Nah. Broom's in for a service. I used the Twist/Spin portal instead.

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  5. The Mistress12:38 PM, June 12, 2011

    Ha!@ video clip!

    Bless U French and Saunders.

    So you've got your knickers in a twist?

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  6. Inexplicable DeVice12:41 PM, June 12, 2011

    I couldn't help it - It's how they came out of the washing machine!

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  7. designing wally12:45 PM, June 12, 2011

    @IDV - Hhaaaaah! at that video....
    But now I fear I'll have flying merkin nightmares.

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  8. The Mistress12:54 PM, June 12, 2011

    IVD: Is it an Apocalypse Washing Machine?

    WALLY: The Infomaniac Shopping Network is not responsible for your psyche.

    Would you prefer to dream about Flying Penises?

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  9. CyberPete1:06 PM, June 12, 2011

    Ewwww! I does one wipe before entering?

    I am only asking because I've never been

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  10. The Mistress1:14 PM, June 12, 2011

    If you're wearing Crocs, don't bother knocking.

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  11. CyberPete1:38 PM, June 12, 2011

    You know me better than that, but if it helps me get out of special lady places then I'm all for the Crocs

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  12. LẌ1:57 PM, June 12, 2011

    It comes in a box!

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  13. The Mistress2:37 PM, June 12, 2011

    CYBERPOOF: You know me better than that, but if it helps me get out of special lady places then I'm all for the Crocs

    Please…I am trying to erase the image of you wiping before entering.

    XL: It comes in a box!

    Ha!!!

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  14. Inexplicable DeVice2:49 PM, June 12, 2011

    The knicker twister is The Washing Machine of Doom and lives with it's twin brother The Diabolical Dishwasher in the sun room.

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  15. Inexplicable DeVice2:50 PM, June 12, 2011

    * also attempts to erase image of 'Petra wiping before entering *

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  16. The Mistress3:02 PM, June 12, 2011

    If you have a sun room, why are you so pale?

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  17. CyberPete3:59 PM, June 12, 2011

    Or more importantly MJ, why have a sun room at all when you live in the UK?

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  18. mrpeenee6:23 PM, June 12, 2011

    Does this come in blonde and extra-petite?

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  19. Lulu LaBonne6:52 PM, June 12, 2011

    Send me a pair - I'll stick them above my eyes, pop a cigar in my gob - presto Groucho!

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  20. Princess10:51 PM, June 12, 2011

    The Horses are on the track!

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  21. normadesmond12:30 AM, June 13, 2011

    and i saved my shag rug rake from 1970!

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  22. kabuki zero12:52 AM, June 13, 2011

    i shall now go and wash my eyeballs, another perfect weekend, And thanks in no small part to our supremem-being and hostess MJ. brava!!

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  23. jason1:55 AM, June 13, 2011

    Cute, but I'm hooking my own.
    thanks.

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  24. Anonymous2:01 AM, June 13, 2011

    May I have a discount if I order a gross?

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  25. Roses2:36 AM, June 13, 2011

    *cracks up at the video*

    *cracks up at the comments*

    *wipes feet and leaves chuckling to herself*

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  26. Ms Scarlet2:55 AM, June 13, 2011

    A cat flap?

    Apologies, I am another trying to clear her mind of Pete's wiping activities.
    Sx

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  27. Roses3:05 AM, June 13, 2011

    LOL @ Miss Scarlet.

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  28. The Mistress3:37 AM, June 13, 2011

    CYBERPOOF: Or more importantly MJ, why have a sun room at all when you live in the UK?

    Good point.

    PEENEE: Does this come in blonde and extra-petite?

    For your Barbie dolls?

    LULU: Send me a pair - I'll stick them above my eyes, pop a cigar in my gob - presto Groucho!

    Ha! Walk this way!

    PRINCESS: The Horses are on the track!

    Yay or “neigh”?

    NORMADESMOND: and i saved my shag rug rake from 1970!

    Did you share it with Mary and Rhoda?

    KABUKI: i shall now go and wash my eyeballs, another perfect weekend, And thanks in no small part to our supremem-being and hostess MJ. brava!!

    Use the “no tears” soap, my lovely.

    JASON: Cute, but I'm hooking my own.
    thanks.

    Are you a happy hooker?

    NURSEMYRA: May I have a discount if I order a gross?

    Are you planning to sell them on the black market?

    I can picture you opening your trenchcoat.

    ROSES: *cracks up at the video*
    *cracks up at the comments*
    *wipes feet and leaves chuckling to herself*

    You need some ointment for that cracking before it starts to chafe.

    SCARLET: A cat flap?
    Apologies, I am another trying to clear her mind of Pete's wiping activities.

    Look what you’ve done to Miss Roses.

    ROSES: LOL @ Miss Scarlet.

    All that LOL-ing will cause your face to crack too.

    *orders a gross of ointment for Miss Roses*

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  29. Stacia3:59 AM, June 13, 2011

    I'd been using it to scrub the crusties out of my pots and pans. Sorry. I'll wash it in some Woolite, it'll be fine.

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  30. The Mistress4:06 AM, June 13, 2011

    STACIA: You might want to borrow my washing up gloves.

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  31. The Mistress4:08 AM, June 13, 2011

    BITCHES: New post up regarding the Fabulous Frocks Competition!

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