Friday, June 17, 2011

Don’t Leave Home Without It

Mistress MJ cannot, I repeat, cannot leave home without her lippy…

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What about you, bitches?

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What can’t you leave home without?
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30 comments:

  1. savannah7:53 AM, June 17, 2011

    my cellphone. xoxoxo

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  2. LẌ7:53 AM, June 17, 2011

    Wristwatch. Really.

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  3. savannah7:53 AM, June 17, 2011

    oh yeah and FIRST!!! xoxoxo

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  4. designing wally7:56 AM, June 17, 2011

    Cellphone, cigarettes and water bottle...
    Otherwise I am just nude.

    Hai savannah, xl

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  5. The Mistress8:07 AM, June 17, 2011

    SAVANNAH: my cellphone.
    oh yeah and FIRST!!!

    I sometimes leave mine behind so I can disconnect from everything.

    XL: Wristwatch. Really.

    Does anybody really know what time it is?

    WALLY: Cellphone, cigarettes and water bottle...
    Otherwise I am just nude.
    Hai savannah, xl

    You always have your fags with you?

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  6. Michael Guy8:39 AM, June 17, 2011

    I never leave home without my phone and bitterness.

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  7. Anonymous8:59 AM, June 17, 2011

    My keys.

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  8. The Mistress9:06 AM, June 17, 2011

    MICHAEL GUY: I never leave home without my phone and bitterness.

    No self-respecting “cock-slapping whore” would leave home without them!

    MAGO: My keys.

    Can’t you just break a window?

    It’s the Canadian way.

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  9. normadesmond9:36 AM, June 17, 2011

    jumbo eggs.

    i throw them at traffic offenders.

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  10. Ms Scarlet10:03 AM, June 17, 2011

    I might have a panic attack without my phone... I always have Body Shop Tea Tree facial blotting tissues in my bag... and I usually remember to put some clothes on before I go out the door.
    SX

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  11. The Mistress10:23 AM, June 17, 2011

    NORMADESMOND: jumbo eggs.
    i throw them at traffic offenders.

    White eggs?

    Brown eggs?

    Or Martha Stewart’s blue/green eggs as laid by her famous Araucana chickens?

    SCARLET: I might have a panic attack without my phone... I always have Body Shop Tea Tree facial blotting tissues in my bag... and I usually remember to put some clothes on before I go out the door.

    Why would you want to blot out your face?

    Are you in a witness protection programme?

    Or are you committing a fashion crime and are blotting out your face as an alternative to a black bar across your eyes?

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  12. Ms Scarlet10:25 AM, June 17, 2011

    They come in handy... I mean look at the effect they had on Mr Beastie.
    Sx

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  13. The Mistress10:27 AM, June 17, 2011

    They completely obliterated his face, according to that latest snapshot on your blog!

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  14. Jenny10:32 AM, June 17, 2011

    cell phone. I freak out if it's not withing inces of me. And, dogs. It's so rare they're not with me that when I am alone in the car I sometimes have moments of panic thinking I've left a carrier on the sidewalk or Coco in the front yard.

    (and that's why I created the vodka fountain, btw.)

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  15. The Mistress10:36 AM, June 17, 2011

    BOXER: I don’t get it…you invented the vodka fountain to calm your nerves over your forgetfulness habit?

    I thought you invented it for us!

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  16. Geoff10:39 AM, June 17, 2011

    My umbrella.

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  17. The Mistress10:41 AM, June 17, 2011

    How veddy, veddy British, Geoff.

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  18. Princess10:53 AM, June 17, 2011

    Leave home? What is this leave home of which you speak?

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  19. Ms Scarlet10:55 AM, June 17, 2011

    Oh, that made me laugh, Princess... well, more of an understanding snuffle really.
    Sx

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  20. The Mistress10:57 AM, June 17, 2011

    Considering that it's 11:00 am and I haven't left the house yet, Princess has a point.

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  21. The Mistress10:58 AM, June 17, 2011

    But then again, I haven't yet applied my lippy.

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  22. The Cool Cookie11:08 AM, June 17, 2011

    A fresh bottle of poppers. You never know when you'll run across someone who needs a quick high.

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  23. Princess11:09 AM, June 17, 2011

    If I ever do leave this home of which you speak it shall be with the utmost of decorum and good taste... Oh and
    a map and compass...

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  24. Roses11:37 AM, June 17, 2011

    Phone, iPod and a squirt of my favourite perfume du jour.

    I'd be naked without my perfume du jour.

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  25. KellyRed11:50 AM, June 17, 2011

    Sunglasses. I'm a sunglass whore, but I have the eyes of someone 20 years younger so ha.

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  26. The Mistress12:26 PM, June 17, 2011

    COOKIE: A fresh bottle of poppers. You never know when you'll run across someone who needs a quick high.

    Poppers…not just for the dance floor anymore.

    PRINCESS: If I ever do leave this home of which you speak it shall be with the utmost of decorum and good taste... Oh and
    a map and compass...

    I hear they’re doing amazing things with GPS these days.

    *wonders if Boxer was in the vehicle*

    ROSES: Phone, iPod and a squirt of my favourite perfume du jour.
    I'd be naked without my perfume du jour.

    And what do you smell like THIS jour?

    KELLY RED: Sunglasses. I'm a sunglass whore, but I have the eyes of someone 20 years younger so ha.

    Here ya go.

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  27. kabuki zero1:39 AM, June 18, 2011

    my genius

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  28. The Mistress4:07 AM, June 18, 2011

    Genius in a kimono.

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  29. Mitzi 3:18 PM, June 18, 2011

    Korean whorehouse red it's lovely.

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  30. The Mistress8:21 PM, June 18, 2011

    I see you're wearing it too, Mitzi.

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